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Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonalds. The cop added, I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.
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Ah. A mondegreen.
Darks' mondegreens are original, nothing obvious like "There's a bathroom on the right," or "The stranger there among them had a big orange on his lip."
Curious background TT.
My first impression was that the woman had spent way too much time doing her make-up to be taken seriously.
OK, just had to settle one thing before I go to sleep: I did the problem about losing 10% of net worth after each puppy for a total of four puppies, and my result was a net worth of 65.61% of the original net worth. (Did it while sitting in the muffler shop.) I hope this helps anybody crazy enough to adopt four megamouthed puppies.
Sweet dreams, y’all!
And yes, my misheard lyrics tend to be.. original and odd.
I blame my sister.
He take a stroll around DC?
Megamouth puppies, now that’s a mental image.
Ack! There was a fifth puppy? Now I’ll be up all night looking for the little tyke!
OK, photos on computer. Next step is to save them somewhere so that y’all can see the newly-created monsters. There was a thunderstorm today, so can’t weed the garden tomorrow. Will visit elderly combat vet neighbor, feed his horse some watermelon, and come home to fiddle w/posting pix.
I would check in the closet on top of your Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes that he pulled off the hanger. :)
Wow, did did you know Mary Janes were shoes?
Just letting you folks know, I’ll be traveling, and busy, for a few days. Heading up into the wilds of Pennsylvania again.
No need to worry about me any more than the usual amount.
It is close enough for you to be weary of a man dressed in antiquated Dutch clothing, carrying a keg up the mountain, who requires your help.
Some items are restricted items in specific cultures. Examples from Canada and the United States would be: military medals, Bachelor degrees (the actual parchment), and certain awards representing achievement in literary, musical or other fields.
These items cannot be legitimately possessed or imitated by just anyone, as they represent achievements earned according to a specific criteria.
Yes, some people will mock these symbols. However in order to do this, they have to understand what the symbols represent, and then purposefully desecrate or alter them in order to make a statement. They cannot then claim to be honouring the symbol.
Some people will pretend to have earned these symbols, but there can be serious sanctions within a culture for doing this. For example, someone claiming to have earned a medical degree (using a fake parchment) can face criminal charges, because that symbol gives them access to a specialised and restricted profession.
Excerpted from here.
That's probably the best secular argument I've yet heard AGAINST so-called "gay marriage"; that such a union desecrates — and in an exceptionally crass and insensitive fashion — a "reserved symbol" held dear for literal millenniae by numerous significant faiths and cultures, many of which continue to exist to this very day.
So, now; how to go to battle with the point that "gay marriage" is and expression of intolerance of, bigotry against, and an unacceptable abusive of the "reserved symbol" of "one man/one woman" marriage inherent in Judaism, Islam, Christianity, the cultures and religions of the First Nation peoples of the North American continent, as well as 99.9% of all the cultures and religions of the indigenous peoples of Saharan, and sub-Saharan Africa, South America, the Middle East, the Near East, the Far East, the Pacific Islands, and Australia from ancient times to the modern day.
IOW, if you are FOR "gay marriage" you are affronting in militant fashion very nearly EVERY kingdom, tribe, race, color, and creed that has ever existed on this planet.
And these same morons go on about equality...
Hello all! It’s been forever, but I thought I’d see how things are on FR. I haven’t had much free time, but now that I have a little break, I thought I’d browse the site and say hi.
As you can see, nothing has changed. We haven't learned a thing.
Have you started your cat collection yet?
Good morning, tulip! I was kind of expecting to see that we’d moved this morning, but we didn’t.
I had another baby while you were gone, but that’s typical.
Heheheheh! I thought about you all day yesterday, girl!
How are you doing? Are you teaching? What’s new in your life?
Just back from cervical MRI - results due Monday. They decided that I can’t continue PT for my shoulder until they address neurological issues. On one hand, I’’m not looking forward to more surgery. On the other hand, it would be nice to have feeling in the fingers of . . . that other hand.
I had to look twice at who was having cervical diagnostic tests ...
Best wishes on regaining full use of your extremities. Can you learn to type with your toes?
Methinks the monitor would be too far away to read at that point - particularly since I installed OS X Lion. The Your Reply box on FR shows approximately eight-point type for my entries and I can't figure out how to change it. I can barely read my own posts as it is, until they're posted. (Noticed a few more typos in the last, say, nine months?)
I have little keys on the left side of my keyboard, with a magnifying glass on them, that let me make the image on screen larger or smaller. It can be a pain when the cat walks on them!
There's a new baby girl at my house since last you stopped by the UT; here's a link to my announcement.
I have the same job I had when last you visited; working for a different employer, but with the same client doing the same thing. My new desk is less than 50 feet from the desk I inhabited in 2001. I'm even driving the same old car, although I am about to move OUT of the same old house, which is a very convoluted story that's long enough to glaze your eyeballs.
Some days it seems I'm going in circles, but it pays alright.
What has been happening with you?
I have Firefox set to "allow pages to chose their own font size"; my 17" monitor has 1920 x 1080 "native" resolution, and that means text renders pretty small on most web pages. Wikipedia is notoriously microscopic size (a capital "A" is only seven pixels high).
Here's a link describing how to make text render larger in Firefox.
Apple's Safari browser offers similar options.
I had bone spurs in my neck that were paralyzing my arms. I had two injections of steroids 15 years ago, and so far, so good. I’m sure I like surgery less than you, but I detest hospitals, so once they fix what’s “wrong,” I’m outta there!!
I will pray for the doctors to be inspired to do the right things for you. It’s all I can do to keep your sense of humor handy when I need it. :o]
Lovely rose, lovely kitteh!
FWIW: Hold CTRL and use the “scroll” button on your mouse to enlarge the type on your screen. (She says, belatedly.)
Good to see you back on-board. A prayer you and yours are doing well. Welcome back! (a few days late)
I’m here; sporadically.
Which has nothing to do with Wahabi fungus, BTW.
At least I know why I feel so alone...
I kiss your cute face, and the faces of your family, because I can face such wondrous things!
And that reminds me...
...I still owe the UT pictures of the baby.
Perhaps one night this weekend after darkness falls upon the packing and moving activities.
I was taking a nap with Kathleen. We were up very late last night (her fault, not mine).
We had an “Envirothon” meeting this morning, getting organized already for next year’s competition since we were so successful this year. It looks like I’ll have four children doing it, instead of one, so I’ll have to drive to stuff ... but at least Kathleen will at an easily-managed age by then.
Tonight some children have swim practice, if it doesn’t storm, and others have a Venture crew get-togther, and I don’t know where Bill, the newly-minted high school graduate, is, or when he plans to return.
I need to get more pictures uploaded, too. I’m not moving, praise the Lord. I may even get out of working at Cub Scout day camp, because the coordinator says their liability insurer isn’t happy about the idea of a baby’s being there. Hey, fine with me ... I just volunteered out of a sense of obligation.
Maybe he’ll email next week and say it would be okay, after all, for me to clean bathrooms or something, baby-in-stroller and all.
Those of us who dwell here are patient sorts...
Do what you need to do and use my ping list to let folks know how sweet your latest baby is.
I can change the size of the various font options in the browser's preferences or whatever it's called for the particular browser. I can change the font.
That works wonderfully for everything on the page except the font that's inside the Your Reply box.
You can always get a T-Shirt with “TRUST ME. I’M A MOM” emblazoned on it, front and back. Wear it to any functions that look askance at babies.
I’m a reference!
I'd tried the zoom techniques using the touchpad in Lion - and they don't work once you've highlighted the Your Reply box.
Ahh, got it. Look for a setting that specifically controls the font size for monospaced text.
For example, in Firefox, go to Options > Content > Fonts & Colors > click the Advanced button, and UNcheck the box that says “Allow pages to choose their own fonts...” then change the font size for “Monospaced” to something biggish, say 20pts.
You should notice the difference immediately.
HEP ME, she sez...
My bad. Life suks and then you die!
I never said I was perfect, Dangit.
Have a great trip Bob!
You are SUCH a good son! *HUG*
Weeding is easier when the ground is wet, imho.
I saw a Mitt Romney sticker on a car at Walmart today. One does the best one can with what one has to work with ...
Maybe I’ll order some of those Bibi Netanyahu stickers, in Hebrew, for Anoreth and me. It’s a shame the NRA doesn’t distribute “Charlton Heston is my President” anymore.
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