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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: NicknamedBob

There was a parrot.
This was before I learned that I was actually supposed to go to Guam and discovered that it was an oceanfront jungle version of Oklahoma.


1,151 posted on 04/30/2012 3:45:33 PM PDT by Anoreth (ItÂ’s not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Scoutmaster

Do not go back into the practice of law. If you haven’t achieved success at it yet, it’s probably better to try being something else.

You could be an actuary, for example.


1,152 posted on 04/30/2012 5:14:22 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: ColdOne; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Darkchylde; Darksheare; fanfan; Flotsam_Jetsome; HKMk23; ...

Please excuse—have had connectivity issues during the last few days. God Bless!
P.S. I miss Darksheare terribly.


1,153 posted on 04/30/2012 5:57:07 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Scoutmaster

Yes, garden-variety RC. Bill didn’t earn any of the Boy Scouting medals. He once had a Pius VI patch, in Cub Scouts. Our Cubs will probably get one this year; we have a gung-ho religious awards coordinator.

Thanks for the suggestions of other badges and pins he can get!


1,154 posted on 04/30/2012 5:59:44 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Tax-chick

Not sure if you are a Southpark fan or not. I recommend that you watch the latest episode as they address the issue of posting funny cat pictures on the internet.

FWIW :)


1,155 posted on 04/30/2012 6:11:34 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (The whole truth.)
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To: Anoreth; NicknamedBob

I had a dream the while camping on Whidby Island not very far from Oak Harbor. We had taken the ferry from Port Townsend to the keystone ferry landing to drove to what was then a state park. . I was sleeping in a tent with my head near the entrance flap. That night a brown bear came by and put some curlers in my hair. The bear was struck by lighting and to this very day I have curly hair. This is also how black bears came to the island.


1,156 posted on 04/30/2012 6:20:25 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ("Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!")
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To: ThomasThomas

That all sounds perfectly logical because I was just reviewing “The Little Prince” by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry.


1,157 posted on 04/30/2012 6:29:25 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: ThomasThomas

We used to anchor off Port Townsend. It always smelled of the paper mill.


1,158 posted on 04/30/2012 8:06:30 PM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Anoreth; ThomasThomas

I have rather given up the averred utility of smelling things.

When someone thrusts an object under my nose, I blink innocuously and nod sagely in agreement, having no idea what noxious odor has been foist on me, by the simple expedient of having suspended breathing at the first instance of the assault.

I am willing to smell the flowers, or attempt to, that may come my way, or I theirs, but the left shoulder of that particular bell curve is one I try to stay upwind of.


1,159 posted on 04/30/2012 8:19:59 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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1,160 posted on 05/01/2012 5:26:36 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Anoreth

We got a bill from the NJ Turnpike Authority. Keep your Pikepass updated, or get one. It was a $1.50 toll plus $50 (yes, fifty) “Admin Fee.” We’re paying it out of your tax refund.

The Coast Guard is going to get mad if the state comes to get you for not paying tolls!


1,161 posted on 05/01/2012 5:29:29 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m very sad to be banished by the IBKC... :o[


1,162 posted on 05/01/2012 5:37:17 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

We’ll all have to move to outer space ... oh wait, we did!


1,163 posted on 05/01/2012 5:45:44 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Tax-chick
I give advice about how 'meaningful' the right hand, 'temporary patch' pocket can be that's probably more reflective of me overthinking things than anything else.

The Insignia Guide says that a Scout (or leader) may wear any Scouting patch on the right hand pocket. If you've been to Philmont, it's generally useless information, because you'll wear a Philmont arrowhead hanging from the right pocket button and it covers up the right hand pocket. You can't see the temporary patch.

Otherwise, I suggest that Eagle Scouts go back through their Camporee Patches, summer camp patches, and all other patches they have, and select on that's meaningful to them for some reason - not simply the last one they received, or the most attractive one, or the 'biggest one' (like Sea Base or something). For example, a patch from the year of summer camp where you first realized you were going to work toward the rank of Eagle Scout. A patch from the OA Ordeal you went through with your best friend. A patch from the Camporee where your patrol won some District contest for fire-building, or cooking. Your first summer camp. A patch you can look at and say: "That event was an important step on my Trail to Eagle Scout."

A lot of Scouts still show up with a blank right pocket instead of sewing something on. My advice to Bill is, don't waste that space for the Eagle Scout Court of Honor. Wear something meaningful there.

1,164 posted on 05/01/2012 5:47:37 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Tax-chick
It's a good thing we live in Outer Limits Space, because no one cn hear us scream at our banishments.
1,165 posted on 05/01/2012 5:56:36 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick
Thanks for the suggestions of other badges and pins he can get!

The National Catholic Committee on Scouting webpage is a good place to start. Your Council should have someone who chairs a committee on Catholic Scouting, but that position is generally centered on relationships more than potential activities and awards, so it's unclear how much he or she will know about specific NCCS programs.

Here's a starting place for NCCS activities and awards.

Note that these programs and awards, such as the International Catholic Awareness medical, or The Footsteps of the American Saints Program (currently thirteen different activities and patches, with a new one added annually), may be earned by Scouts and non-Scouts, both boys and girls. The Rosary Series may be earned by youth and adults.

You could have members of the TC brood from grades 1-12 work on the same Footsteps of the American Saints Program at the same time. Older youth simply have to complete more requirements to complete the program.

1,166 posted on 05/01/2012 6:15:21 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster
So I find the Panera's bag on the kitchen counter this morning and there's a plain bagel in it. Hmm, I think, Ni or San must have grabbed something at Panera's last night and left a bagel for the Grumpy One.

Turns out San cleaned out her car yesterday and this bag and bagel was from early last week. The kitchen counter was a more convenient dropping spot than the trash can, three steps removed. Week-old bagels are rather dense. Trust me.

1,167 posted on 05/01/2012 6:24:30 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

Gotta have good teeth to eat a week-old bagel.


1,168 posted on 05/01/2012 6:36:15 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face
Gotta have had good teeth to eat a week-old bagel.

I can't say I successfully completed the first bite

1,169 posted on 05/01/2012 6:54:45 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

Put it in the microwave with a small dish of water for about 30 seconds. Then eat it as soon as it’s cool enough to touch, before it turns even harder when it’s back at room temperature.


1,170 posted on 05/01/2012 7:51:16 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Tax-chick

Brigands.


1,171 posted on 05/01/2012 8:10:31 AM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Tax-chick
Put it in the microwave with a small dish of water for about 30 seconds.

I'll remember that for next time. Part of it became chew toys for He and She (after I sawed it into pieces with a serrated bread knife) and part of it is in the trash. The icky side of the trash, where it doesn't merit redeeming for purposes of the microwave experiment.

How's Kathleen?

1,172 posted on 05/01/2012 8:12:46 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Anoreth

Worse ... bureaucrats.


1,173 posted on 05/01/2012 8:39:49 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Scoutmaster; Anoreth

Kathleen is doing well. No digestive disasters in major public venues lately!

Ash seems to be a bit poorly, though. She didn’t want to eat a peanut-snack earlier.


1,174 posted on 05/01/2012 8:42:35 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan; Silentgypsy

Howdy! Power was out for some time yesterday.

Later have a safe day y’all!


1,175 posted on 05/01/2012 9:04:49 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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To: no one in particular

Our next thread?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2878538/posts

(Happy Beltane, y’all!)


1,176 posted on 05/01/2012 9:11:13 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1197 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: Scoutmaster; Tax-chick

My test is to squeeze it. If it doesn’t give, toss it into the Bio Hazard bin.


1,177 posted on 05/01/2012 9:34:42 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick

Mix up some yogurt and plain rice in her food. And buy her food for old dogs.


1,178 posted on 05/01/2012 9:35:18 AM PDT by Anoreth (It's not a great party until someone loses rank.)
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To: Anoreth

Maybe we could get her cat food, instead. She seems to like it better than dog food. Of course, if she didn’t eat it all immediately, Jake and Shannon would get obese!


1,179 posted on 05/01/2012 9:50:35 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Anoreth; Scoutmaster; ColdOne; fanfan; Silentgypsy
"It's a good thing we live in Outer Limits Space, because no one cn hear us scream at our banishments."

They don't understand.

We're not locked out here away from them.

They're locked down there away from us!

1,180 posted on 05/01/2012 2:43:31 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Tax-chick; Anoreth
Mix up some yogurt and plain rice in her food. And buy her food for old dogs.

Young, feisty, and wise, she is.

1,181 posted on 05/01/2012 3:02:29 PM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster; Anoreth

I gave her meat gravy and chickpeas in it. Ash loves chickpeas!


1,182 posted on 05/01/2012 3:51:03 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: Monkey Face

I gummed a week-old bagel for a month one time...


1,183 posted on 05/01/2012 4:05:02 PM PDT by Delta Dawn (The whole truth.)
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To: Delta Dawn

1,184 posted on 05/01/2012 4:57:47 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ("Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!")
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To: ThomasThomas; Monkey Face; ColdOne; stephenjohnbanker; NicknamedBob; fanfan; Cyber Liberty; ...

1,185 posted on 05/02/2012 4:42:28 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars or ukuleles.)
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To: Delta Dawn

You’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din! ;o]


1,186 posted on 05/02/2012 5:30:25 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

I needed a laugh this morning. I have a wicked UTI and it’s wearing me down.


1,187 posted on 05/02/2012 5:32:44 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

I don’t think I’ve ever been that hungry, even in the throes of my most extreme dieting.

We were exchanging “worst eating stories” in the line at Weight Watchers yesterday, and one of the ladies said her son’s friend slurped spilled soda off the tabletop at the amusement park. We all agreed that just thinking about that was a great appetite suppressant!

Supposed to be hot today. I’ve already watered my vegetables, and I’ll be headed out to run as soon as I see if Kathleen needs to eat again.


1,188 posted on 05/02/2012 5:34:13 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars or ukuleles.)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh, dear. I’m sure it is. Cranberry juice!


1,189 posted on 05/02/2012 5:36:28 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars or ukuleles.)
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To: Tax-chick

Right now, I’m taking cranberry fruit pills (I don’t need the calories from the juice!) and olive leaf extract, but since they are natural, they take longer to work.

I forgot to take my pills for a couple of days, and this is what I get.

:o[


1,190 posted on 05/02/2012 6:23:35 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick

Tomorrow will be my day to “run” since it is payday. I can’t leave before 0700 because I need to get a prescription and the pharmacy at Walmart doesn’t open until 0800. Customer service opens at 0700, but I need to either be there before that or wait until the line dies down.

ohjoy


1,191 posted on 05/02/2012 6:26:54 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Tax-chick

LOL


1,192 posted on 05/02/2012 7:59:17 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan; Silentgypsy

Howdy, 2 inches of snow overnight! Have a safe day!


1,193 posted on 05/02/2012 8:10:14 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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To: ColdOne

WHOA! We got overcast and wind.
I hope you’re feeling better!


1,194 posted on 05/02/2012 8:15:48 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

Hiya! I don’t think I mentioned that the power went out on Monday....fortunately had reading material. I am enjoying it!

I am a slow reader so 1/2 way through the 1st on only. It is a fun story!


1,195 posted on 05/02/2012 8:28:07 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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To: ColdOne

Yes, they are fun! The other three are continuations of the first one.


1,196 posted on 05/02/2012 9:17:01 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: ColdOne; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; fanfan; Silentgypsy

It’s February again! Barely 50
and rain


1,197 posted on 05/02/2012 9:47:27 AM PDT by LibreOuMort (Ethan John Weitzel made me a Grandma 4/10/2012. 8Lbs 12 oz 20 inches tall. Praise God!!!!!)
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To: LibreOuMort

We thought the snow was over...yet it didn’t think so!


1,198 posted on 05/02/2012 9:58:35 AM PDT by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
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To: LibreOuMort

All you have to do is head out for CA!! LOL!

How are you doing, LoM?


1,199 posted on 05/02/2012 10:00:00 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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To: Monkey Face

eh?


1,200 posted on 05/02/2012 10:00:33 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Four main food groups: chocolate, champagne, strawberries and chocolate. {le me})
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