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Actor Johnny Depp.. Song about a Drunk Jesus.. Would they do this to Islam? Mohammed?
cbs47 ^ | 12-6-11 | cakid1

Posted on 12/06/2011 8:21:43 PM PST by cakid1

Actor Johnny Depp.. Song about a Drunk Jesus.. Would they do this to Islam?

Would they do this to Mohammed?

Does it matter?

Nice.. just in time for Christmas a song called.. “Jesus Stag Night Club.”

(Depp reportedly who lent his voice to the rock band Babybird)

According to The Christian Post..

The song portrays Jesus as the 'facilitator' for a bachelor party.

The lyrics ..

“Saw a man in a bar with his hair like a lady/ Bloody thorns round his ear like he was a crazy/ He had holes in his hands and a cross for a spine/ Crushed a berry in his Perrier and called it wine.”

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: drunkjesus

1 posted on 12/06/2011 8:21:51 PM PST by cakid1
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To: cakid1

Imagine an angry Christian shot up a bunch of hollywood leftists who were making fun of Christianity.

Neither can I.


2 posted on 12/06/2011 8:25:32 PM PST by bigdirty
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To: cakid1
Johnny's pretty much following in the footsteps of his hero Hunter S. Thompson.

I don't think he'll last as long as Hunter did, though.

They don't make 'em like that anymore.

3 posted on 12/06/2011 8:28:12 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum (Holding our flawed politicians to higher standards than the enemy’s politicians guarantees they win)
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To: cakid1

Babybird is one guy, Stephen Jones.


4 posted on 12/06/2011 8:29:25 PM PST by nickcarraway
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To: cakid1

Now sing us something about Muslims, Depp.

If you dare...


5 posted on 12/06/2011 8:32:46 PM PST by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: cakid1

As a serious Christian I am not all of one mind on the matter. Anything, even blasphemy, that serves to get someone thinking further than he did before about Jesus Christ and what he claimed to be might not be an entirely bad thing. It doesn’t bug me like the more gratuitous “p*ss Christ” would. It even raises philosophical questions: could the incarnate God possibly ever get soused out of his gourd (I think the answer would be no).

Of course they wouldn’t dare do it to Mohammed. Not if they didn’t want to risk their facilities being destroyed, if not their own lives. Christians and Moose protest in quite different manners.


6 posted on 12/06/2011 8:33:06 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (Sometimes progressives find their scripture in the penumbra of sacred bathroom stall writings (Tzar))
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To: cakid1

Depp: Pretty on the outside, putrid on the inside.

and pretty isn’t lasting...putrid, on the other hand......


7 posted on 12/06/2011 8:53:14 PM PST by Mortrey (Impeach President Soros)
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To: nickcarraway

Thanks .. didn’t know that.


8 posted on 12/06/2011 9:03:18 PM PST by cakid1
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To: cakid1
There once was an actor named Depp

Who was idolized, & thought very hip

His fame was forgotten

As performances got rotten

All along, there was never any depth

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9 posted on 12/06/2011 9:36:09 PM PST by Cyber Ninja
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To: cakid1

Depp! Come on, gutless wonder. Make up a song about “what if Muhammad coached at Penn State?”. Coward!


10 posted on 12/06/2011 11:13:33 PM PST by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ColdOne; Convert from ECUSA; ...

Thanks cakid1. Quick, someone gush and goo about how great his movies are!


11 posted on 12/06/2011 11:47:13 PM PST by SunkenCiv (It's never a bad time to FReep this link -- https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: cakid1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cufxck9uIDQ
JOHNNY DEPP - CHOCOLAT
(minor swing)


12 posted on 12/06/2011 11:49:54 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: SunkenCiv
Oh drat. Another actor I used to like.
13 posted on 12/07/2011 4:02:30 AM PST by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: TheOldLady

Yep...he’s on the no go list now.


14 posted on 12/07/2011 4:03:28 AM PST by caww
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To: cakid1

Here is one of the reasons they would not do this about Mohommad: they don’t know anything about him.

As a young person we were “indoctrinated” about Jesus and the Christmas story. What does the average American know about Islam? I know a little...and I will bet I know more than 95% of Americans.

Not sayingDepp should sing stupid songs...just explaining why they don’t hit the other side.


15 posted on 12/07/2011 4:28:53 AM PST by Vermont Lt (I just don't like anything about the President. And I don't think he's a nice guy.)
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To: HiTech RedNeck
You think it's OK to blaspheme Christ ....for any reason....and you say you're a 'serious Christian'....

...I think not.

You need to do some 'serious repenting'.

16 posted on 12/07/2011 4:36:07 AM PST by Guenevere (....We press on.....)
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To: cakid1
Would they do this to Islam? Would they do this to Mohammed?

In addition to being cowards, they know there's no point to mocking a false god and a false prophet. Who bothers to make fun of Melqart these days?

17 posted on 12/07/2011 5:46:57 AM PST by Tax-chick (I'm surrounded by sullen mammals.)
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To: Guenevere

You have set up a strawman argument. I am saying this is a thing that God can use for good. I would never call for it myself. Why don’t you look in the mirror when you ask for serious repenting.


18 posted on 12/07/2011 4:35:04 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (Sometimes progressives find their scripture in the penumbra of sacred bathroom stall writings (Tzar))
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