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Breaking---E-Trade Baby found dead with broken finger on keyboard.
vainty
| 8/8/2011
| trueblackman
Posted on 08/08/2011 1:48:35 PM PDT by Trueblackman
Seem the 1,100 point swing in the stock market has claimed one of its youngest victims. The famous E-Trade baby was discovered dead today moments before the markets closed for the day.
Police are investigating, but early reports point to the fact that the baby may have had a massive heart attack as he was trying to dump his stocks prior to the markets closing for the day as he was discovered with a broken finger on his keyboard in what seemed to be an attempt at a massive sell off of his stocks.
His death follow a recent youtube video of him losing most of his life saving, but was able to gain some of it back the following day as he scooped up bargain stocks.
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A little humor for an otherwise Blackhole of day, hang in there my fellow Americans. Together we will make things better in 2012!
To: Trueblackman
To: Trueblackman
Nothing like dead babies to brighten my day.
To: Trueblackman
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posted on
08/08/2011 1:52:28 PM PDT
by
Brett66
(Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
To: Trueblackman
You got that right,I’m not giving up.
I’m stockin’ up.
Nov. ‘12
To: Snickering Hound
Video no longer available due to a copyright problem with E*Trade.
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posted on
08/08/2011 1:52:35 PM PDT
by
Pilgrim's Progress
(http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx)
To: Trueblackman
I just posted a similar comment on another thread before even seeing this. I actually said they would show him jumping out a window or hanging himself with his blanket.
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posted on
08/08/2011 1:54:52 PM PDT
by
techcor
(I hope Obama succeeds, in being a one term president.)
To: Trueblackman
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posted on
08/08/2011 1:55:13 PM PDT
by
DarthFuzball
("Life is full of little surprises." - Pandora)
To: Trueblackman
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posted on
08/08/2011 1:56:45 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statemnt of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: Trueblackman
The famous E-Trade baby was discovered dead today moments before the markets closed for the day.
They are my favorite commercials.....get another kid.
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posted on
08/08/2011 2:00:29 PM PDT
by
Recon Dad
( five words most feared by a Louisiana politician: “Will the defendant please rise.”)
To: Trueblackman
Damn Murderin Teaparty!!!!/sarc
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posted on
08/08/2011 2:03:48 PM PDT
by
Cheapskate
(Play loud and carry BIG sticks!)
To: Trueblackman; 3D-JOY; 50mm; AGreatPer; Bockscar; calcowgirl; cindy-true-supporter; concretebob; ...
 Poop! Good thing I'm invested in gold! |
11½ posted on 08/08/2011 4:45:54 PM EDT by Baby (Dubddadubdadadubadub plfft)
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To: 3D-Joy; 50mm; AGreatPer; Bockscar; calcowgirl; cindyTrueSupporter; concretebob; Disco Dave; ...
ping!
If you want off my ping list get over it!
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posted on
08/08/2011 2:05:11 PM PDT
by
BufordP
("Drink me if you can't take a joke." -- Kool-aid)
To: DarthFuzball
OK, thank you, I really REALLY needed to laugh about today. :)
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posted on
08/08/2011 2:07:15 PM PDT
by
brytlea
(Wake me when it's over...)
To: Pilgrim's Progress
Video no longer available due to a copyright problem with E*Trade. There's a copy of it at collegehumor.com.
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posted on
08/08/2011 2:12:26 PM PDT
by
Charles Martel
(Endeavor to persevere...)
To: Trueblackman
Ok, who voted for this guy?
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posted on
08/08/2011 2:14:45 PM PDT
by
McGruff
(I am a Sarah Palin supporter and not afraid to say so.)
To: Trueblackman
Man, you made me laugh! For a brief second I thought it was true!
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posted on
08/08/2011 2:16:05 PM PDT
by
Terry Mross
(I'll only vote for a SECOND party.)
To: Trueblackman
Dude, where's my futures?
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posted on
08/08/2011 2:18:29 PM PDT
by
McGruff
(I am a Sarah Palin supporter and not afraid to say so.)
To: Trueblackman
E*Trade shoulde re-do the commercial where the baby has his iPad taken away and he pulls out the cell phone - then he starts to sing the blues ...
"Nobody knows the trouble I've seen ..." New commercial should open with the baby singin' the same song - with overlays of Obama talking along with a graphic of the Dow sinking ...
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posted on
08/08/2011 2:25:13 PM PDT
by
Lmo56
(If ya wanna run with the big dawgs - ya gotta learn to piss in the tall grass ...)
To: Trueblackman
It’s believable.... even 0 could kill a child’s dream.
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posted on
08/08/2011 2:26:47 PM PDT
by
The Mayor
("If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat" — Ronald Reagan)
To: BufordP
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posted on
08/08/2011 2:28:48 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
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