48 minutes late and counting!

Me

[goodwithagun]

Time to play why Dear Reader is late! I'll go first: Michelle wouldn't let him leave the table until he ate all his peas.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

It’s a lady’s prerogative to make people wait.

[King Hawk]

I was busy spinning the wheel to see who I could blame this time.

[Sarah Barracuda]

Its not his fault..the teleprompter had to use the bathroom that is what is taking so long. Hey its just Obama downgrading his time its all good LOL

[apillar]

His advisers are arguing over what TOTUS is going to say, “Blame the Tea Party!” “No, Blame George W. Bush.” “No, Blame John Boehner” “No, Blame “the rich”.”

[ArrogantBustard]

He piddles himself every time they tell him “It’s time, Mr. President”.

[Liberty Valance]

He’s still preppin’... It takes time to channel Alinski.

[Reagan69]

A lady on Rush says Obama will take our 401K and pension, IRA accounts to make up the $4 trillion that S&P wants to see to return to the AAA.

Hummm. Could be. They’ve always wanted those accounts.

[goodwithagun]

Ooooo. I like that one.

[Sarah Barracuda]

He’s also going to speak about the Navy SEALS deaths so he had Michelle hit him in the kneecap with a bat so that he would cry, that way he can go on TV and pretend to give a damn about military deaths

[dila813]

Maybe he is going to resign, he is an utter failure, this is the one positive thing he could say.

[sawmill trash]

He’s using all his saved-up mulligans trying to get his drive over that #@^&%$** water on the 18th.

[Boojum]

Still federalizing the National Guard for when he declares he’ll give in to what the Tea Party wants: elimination of all welfare programs.

[therightliveswithus]

he’s selling his stock

[ReleaseTheHounds]

Needed more time to assign blame... and come up with rosy scenarios that he has never submitted a plan for.

[6ppc]

Zero going on TV is good for at least -100 on the dow

[Siena Dreaming]

Don’t forget “Blame S & P”.

[dila813]

Ah, he is accusing Republicans of using the threat of default when the only ones that ever talked about it were Democrats

[Jet Jaguar]

CBS has a market ticker during the speech. It’s interesting to watch it go up and down compared with Obama’s lip movements.

Was at -385 now -411

[little jeremiah]

Seriously, he’s teetering on/over the edge of a mental crackup and his handlers are trying to figure out how to medicate him enough so he doesn’t “show” but still be able to walk and read TOTUS.

[Sarah Barracuda]

The Market is going to crash..whenever Bozo the Clown opens his trap the market tanks

[Cowboy Bob]

Reporter: "In retrospect, Mr. President, don't you think it would have been better these past two years to have spent less time on the golf course, and more time trying to fix the American economy???"

[TexasCajun]

Blaming the TEA Party takes priority over thanking and mourning for our soldiers their families.

[Jet Jaguar]

now -447 and below 11000

[Sarah Barracuda]

Expect it to drop over 600 by the time this fool finishes speaking. The Market hates this guy, they see him for exactly what he is

[TexasCajun]

Never trust a man that won't look you in the eye!

Looks like he talking and watching a tennis match at the same time.

[illiac]

As he speaks....the market just went below 11,000...

[ErnBatavia]

I was thinking he was going to stall until Rush’s show was over...

[Moonman62]

His advisers are arguing over what TOTUS is going to say, “Blame the Tea Party!” “No, Blame George W. Bush.” “No, Blame John Boehner” “No, Blame “the rich”.”

He's also blamed "messy democracy."

[Moonman62]

As he speaks....the market just went below 11,000...

The markets used to tank every time W gave an economic speech. Same stuff, different president.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Get rid of this damn socialist!....

[Sarajevo]

He had to change his diaper.