Name a song title that is appropriate for the Weiner weasel.

June 8, 2011

[ConservativeStatement]

Name a song title that is appropriate for the Weiner weasel.

[blueunicorn6]

EVERY TIME I EAT VEGETABLES IT MAKES ME THINK OF YOU - The Ramones

[ConservativeStatement]

That was one of the first 45’s I purchased. :-)

[Lucky9teen]

Dear Penis

[Fresh Wind]

That’s the best picture of Michelle Ma Belle I’ve ever seen!

[ExtremeUnction]

On My Own

Patti LaBelle & Michael McDonald

[jagusafr]

“Everybody Loves Me, Baby - What’s the Matter with You?” - Don McLean.

[dforest]

Oh my!

[Liberty Valance]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgOuWnlTJ7Y
Jackson Browne - Rosie - Live BBC 1978

[ExtremeUnction]

Need You Tonight

INXS

[choctaw man]

LOL...Dear Penis

How about “My Penis in Blue Jeans, Mona Lisa with a Pony Tail”

[reaganaut]

“When Will I Be Loved” - Everly Brothers or Linda Ronstat’s version

[ConservativeStatement]

“Let’s Get It Up” by AC/DC.

[USMCPOP]

Any number of Frank Zappa songs is appropriate

Didja Get Any Onya?

Easy Meat

Harder Than Your Husband

I`m The Slime

Shove It Right In

What’s The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?

[USMCPOP]

Any number of Frank Zappa songs are appropriate

Didja Get Any Onya?

Easy Meat

Harder Than Your Husband

I`m The Slime

Shove It Right In

What’s The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?

[chopperman]

“Big Balls” - AC/DC

[glennaro]

“Hold Your Head Up” (a song from the 90s by Argent ... Rush used it as a “Viagara Update” theme).

[BossLady]

AC/DC tells the whole Main Weiner Man story!!! (read in order) -

'You Shook Me All Night Long'

'Thunderstruck'

'Shoot to Thrill'

'Touch Too Much'

'Are You Ready?'

'Big Jack'

'Cold-hearted Man'

'What You Do For Money Honey'

'TNT'

'Shot Down in Flames'

'Meltdown'

'Stiff upper Lip'

'Jailbreak'

'Highway To H3ll'

'H3lls Bells'

'Evil Walks'

'Back in Black'

[Interesting Times]

“Easy to be Hard” - Three Dog Night

[Darksheare]

Detachable Penis by King Missile.

[Lucky9teen]

“Loser” - By Beck

[ExtremeUnction]

Foolish Beat

Rick Astley

[Lucky9teen]

That one would be more for Breitbart, than Weiner! LOL

[Political Junkie Too]

Hit The Road, Jack.

-PJ

[RedMDer]

“Aqualung” tells the story of a homeless man who’s pedophilic, dirty, and dripping snot.

[Fresh Wind]

“Wild About That Thing” Bessie Smith

Honey baby, won’t you cuddle near,
just sweet mama whisper in your ear
I’m wild about that thing, it makes me laugh and sing,
give it to me papa, I’m wild about that thing

Do it easy, honey, don’t get rough,
from you, papa, I can’t get enough
I’m wild about that thing, I’m wild about that thing,
everybody knows it, I’m wild about that thing

Please don’t hold it, baby, when I cry,
give me every bit of it or else I’ll die
I’m wild about that thing, ja da ging ging ging,
all the time I’m cryin’, I’m wild about that thing

What’s the matter, papa, please don’t stop,
don’t you know I love it and I want it all?
I’m wild about that thing, just give my bell a ring,
you touched my button, I’m wild about that thing

If you want so satisfy my soul,
come on and rock me with a steady roll
I’m wild about that thing, gee I like your ting-a-ling,
kiss me like you mean it, I’m wild about that thing

Come on turn the lights down low,
say you’re ready, just say let’s go
I’m wild about that thing, I’m wild about that thing,
come on and make me feel it, I’m wild about that thing

I’m wild about it when you hold me tight,
let me linger in your arms all night
I’m wild about that thing, my passions got the fling,
come on, hear me cryin’, I’m wild about that thing

[commish]

I think My Ding-a-Ling is the obvious choice.

But I will also throw “Pearl Necklace” by ZZ Top out for consideration.

[Bed_Zeppelin]

Elton John—”Saturday Night’s Alright For Texting”

[Political Junkie Too]

Do You Wanna Touch Me, by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts.

-PJ

[bigcat32]

Shock The Monkey

Fox the fox
Rat the rat
You can ape the ape
I know about that
There is one thing you must be sure of
I can’t take any more
Darling, don’t you monkey with the monkey
Monkey, monkey, monkey
Don’t you know you’re going to shock the monkey

-Peter Gabriel-

[Kolar308]

Beat it - Michael Jackson...

[ConservativeStatement]

And “Let’s Get It Up.”

[pookie18]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8rCy173y7Y

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

“Doo Wacka Doo”

[ExtremeUnction]

Straight Up

Paula Abdul

[Mrs. Don-o]

An interesting question, but I couldn’t find a song title with the word “imbecile” in it.

[DeFault User]

Originally, this was done for the Bobbits, but it is still funny: The Weenie Whack Song

http://www.4shared.com/audio/O7n4ya3e/john_boy_and_billy_-_The_Bobbi.html

[caver]

“Attack of the Weiner Man” by Here Come The Mummies

[Dixie Pirate]

“My Dingaling” by Chuck Berry

[BossLady]

Oh yeah....forgot that one!!!

That is definitely a 'warm up' song....LOL!

[MissEdie]

I wish I was an Oscar Myer Weiner... (bet he’s saying that now)

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Oh I wish I was little Tony’s Weiner,
That is what I truly want to be.
Cause if I was Tony’s little Wiener,
everyone would be in love with me.

[ConservativeStatement]

There could be a similar list involving the Beatles.

It Won’t Be Long
Take Good Care of My Baby
I Should Have Known better
A Hard Day’s Night
Free as a Bird
Norwegian Wood
Dig It
Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey

[dancusa]

“Beat on the Brat” by the Ramones.

[magslinger]

You didn’t try hard enough
http://www.elyrics.net/read/m/mike-batt-lyrics/imbecile-lyrics.html

[Lucky9teen]

[Lucky9teen]

[dancusa]

Cretin Hop - Ramones

[dancusa]

Pinhead - Ramones

[N. Theknow]

Hot Nuts

[stylecouncilor]

“Strokin” -Clarence Carter