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Posted on 05/26/2011 9:00:50 AM PDT by Hotdog
- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
- Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
- Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
- Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: funny; humor; why
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1
posted on
05/26/2011 9:00:53 AM PDT
by
Hotdog
To: Hotdog
Sounds like a good UNNNNNnnngh! thread, to me.
2
posted on
05/26/2011 9:01:57 AM PDT
by
wbill
To: Hotdog
3
posted on
05/26/2011 9:03:50 AM PDT
by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Happiness)
To: Hotdog
To: Hotdog
Why ?
5
posted on
05/26/2011 9:05:35 AM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom!!! May I please be removed from the contribution under review program I will behave Thank y)
To: Hotdog
I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don’t Know. I Don’t Know throws it back to Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don’t know! He’s on third and I don’t give a darn!
6
posted on
05/26/2011 9:05:44 AM PDT
by
b4its2late
(Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
To: Hotdog
Why do tornados always touch down in trailer parks?
Does the light go off when we close the fridge? We eat all the witnesses...
7
posted on
05/26/2011 9:06:21 AM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(Herman Cain 2012)
To: Hotdog
Why do feet smell and noses run?
8
posted on
05/26/2011 9:07:29 AM PDT
by
CIB-173RDABN
(California does not have a money problem, it has a spending problem.)
To: Hotdog
That is a very good version, well done.
9
posted on
05/26/2011 9:07:36 AM PDT
by
ansel12
( JIM DEMINT "I believe [Palins] done more for the Republican Party than anyone since Ronald Reagan")
To: Hotdog
“Did you sleep well?” “No, I made a couple of mistakes.” — Steven Wright
10
posted on
05/26/2011 9:07:50 AM PDT
by
240B
(he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
To: Hotdog
What do they ship Styrofoam in?
11
posted on
05/26/2011 9:08:04 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: dfwgator
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
12
posted on
05/26/2011 9:09:21 AM PDT
by
240B
(he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
To: Hotdog
Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?
13
posted on
05/26/2011 9:09:26 AM PDT
by
BubbaBasher
("Liberty will not long survive the total extinction of morals" - Sam Adams)
To: Hotdog
Why do they call it the “Department of the Interior” when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
14
posted on
05/26/2011 9:09:26 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Hotdog
15
posted on
05/26/2011 9:09:31 AM PDT
by
AEMILIUS PAULUS
(It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
To: al baby
you get a very rare LOL from me on that one.
16
posted on
05/26/2011 9:10:23 AM PDT
by
whattajoke
(Let's keep Conservatism real.)
To: Hotdog
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
17
posted on
05/26/2011 9:11:27 AM PDT
by
240B
(he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
To: 240B
Why are packages sent by car called “Shipments”, while packages sent by ship are called “Cargo”?
18
posted on
05/26/2011 9:11:43 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: whattajoke
19
posted on
05/26/2011 9:12:06 AM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom!!! May I please be removed from the contribution under review program I will behave Thank y)
To: Hotdog
Why are liberals in favor of killing innocent babies but against killing guilty criminals?
20
posted on
05/26/2011 9:12:08 AM PDT
by
BubbaBasher
("Liberty will not long survive the total extinction of morals" - Sam Adams)
To: Hotdog
Why do they call two planes almost colliding a “near miss”?
21
posted on
05/26/2011 9:14:15 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: dfwgator
If nobody has seen God, what do the Jehovah’s Witness?
To: 240B
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Shouldn't telephone psychics call you first?
23
posted on
05/26/2011 9:15:19 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: dfwgator
I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope.
“We’re surrounded!” — Steven Wright
24
posted on
05/26/2011 9:17:45 AM PDT
by
240B
(he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
To: Hotdog
Props to George Carlin. RIP.
25
posted on
05/26/2011 9:17:58 AM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(A "Moderate Muslim"? Nothing more than a Muslim Extremist who has run out of ammo.)
To: Hotdog
Why do Hot Dogs come in packages of 10 and Hot Dog Buns come in packages of 8???
Why is a light switch labeled “On” and “Off”? When its on you know its on. When its off you can’t see to read it anyway!
Why do we drive on Parkways and park on Driveways?
26
posted on
05/26/2011 9:18:32 AM PDT
by
Syntyr
(Happiness is two at low eight!)
To: Hotdog
We stretch out our faces to put on mascara in hopes of getting our cheeks away from our lashes until it dries so we don’t end up with little black dots on our faces from the edges of our lashes.
27
posted on
05/26/2011 9:18:55 AM PDT
by
A_perfect_lady
(Islam is as Islam does.)
To: A_perfect_lady
28
posted on
05/26/2011 9:21:27 AM PDT
by
240B
(he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
To: Hotdog
Why do they call it an ‘adult bookstore’?
There is no one reading, and there are no books. Most of the people in there are not grownups.
29
posted on
05/26/2011 9:22:50 AM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
(Lame and ill-informed post)
To: UCANSEE2
30
posted on
05/26/2011 9:24:29 AM PDT
by
240B
(he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
To: A_perfect_lady
We stretch out our faces to put on mascara in hopes of getting our cheeks away from our lashes until it dries so we don’t end up with little black dots on our faces from the edges of our lashes.
That’s what they make duct tape for...
31
posted on
05/26/2011 9:24:52 AM PDT
by
Hotdog
To: Hotdog
My kids are in college.
When they ask questions like that, I have learned to ask, “Do you really want to know?” They usually don’t.
Well.....do ya?
32
posted on
05/26/2011 9:25:47 AM PDT
by
Vermont Lt
(Is there anyone that Obama won't toss under the bus?)
To: Hotdog
Why do they call flights that land at your destination “non-stop?”
Why do they call things in outer space asteroids and things on your @ss hemorrhoids?
Why is asphalt not the name of a rectal problem?
33
posted on
05/26/2011 9:26:18 AM PDT
by
IamConservative
(If being a vegan is such a good idea, why do vegans try to make vegetables taste like meat?)
To: BubbaBasher
"Why are liberals in favor of killing innocent babies but against killing guilty criminals?"
Because they are mentally ill, not the criminals but liberals
34
posted on
05/26/2011 9:27:27 AM PDT
by
al baby
(Hi Mom!!! May I please be removed from the contribution under review program I will behave Thank y)
To: Hotdog
When you open a package of cotton balls, why don't you throw away the first one? When you open anything else, you throw away the cotton ball.
35
posted on
05/26/2011 9:31:28 AM PDT
by
JoeFromSidney
(New book: RESISTANCE TO TYRANNY. A primer on armed revolt. Available form Amazon.)
To: 240B
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? I met the famed psychic, Jean Dixon, on a street in Washington DC when the dogs we were walking stopped to greet one another. She asked, of my dog, "what's her name?" and I had to mightily resist asking the sweet, elderly seer just that question. Heh heh -- YOU tell ME!
To: Hotdog
Why is the person in charge of a polling place called a clerk and the people working under him or her called managers?
To: A_perfect_lady
Personally, I make it a point to never ask anything about what a woman is doing or why. But that's just me.
38
posted on
05/26/2011 9:46:27 AM PDT
by
240B
(he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
To: Hotdog
Why does Hawaii have an interstate highway?
39
posted on
05/26/2011 9:57:35 AM PDT
by
mbynack
(Retired USAF SMSgt)
To: Hotdog
Why did Mike Dukakis get in that tank?
40
posted on
05/26/2011 9:58:48 AM PDT
by
petercooper
(2012 - Purge the RINO's.)
To: 240B; bigheadfred; Daffynition
Since they all look lovely, there’s probably a good reason for it. What do y’all think?
To: Hotdog
Why do they call it a one night stand when there is very little standing involved?
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
To: Hotdog
-Why is there Braille at a drive-up ATM?
43
posted on
05/26/2011 10:05:30 AM PDT
by
getarope
(I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I am all out of bubble gum!)
To: Hotdog
Why does the Man-o-the-house *always* lose the little spray tube on the WD-40?
44
posted on
05/26/2011 10:11:18 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
To: Hotdog
Why do they say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea... does that mean that 1 out of 5 enjoys it?
45
posted on
05/26/2011 10:16:24 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(Paradox: To dumb down the citizenry so they won't think for themselves, the government educates them)
To: Hotdog
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Why is chicken without any bones called “boned” chicken?
Why do people sing “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” when they’re already there?
(I stole these from the MLB pitcher Larry Andersen.)
46
posted on
05/26/2011 10:16:27 AM PDT
by
randita
To: Hotdog
Why is it called a stethoscope? Shouldn't it be a stethophone?
47
posted on
05/26/2011 10:17:37 AM PDT
by
Boojum
To: Hotdog
If practice makes perfect....but no body’s perfect....then why practice?
48
posted on
05/26/2011 10:18:33 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(Paradox: To dumb down the citizenry so they won't think for themselves, the government educates them)
To: Hotdog
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking there is prohibited?
49
posted on
05/26/2011 10:21:52 AM PDT
by
OB1kNOb
(Paradox: To dumb down the citizenry so they won't think for themselves, the government educates them)
To: wbill
My ‘not so better half’ wants to know ‘WHY you can't have your CAKE and eat it too?’
I have tried on multiple occasions to explain this to her but she's still clueless. It seems an exercise in futility.
50
posted on
05/26/2011 10:22:00 AM PDT
by
corbe
(mystified)
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