Okay. Robbers should stick with pepperoni. Drivers should stick with a “pepperbox” (for those of you who don’t know what a pepperbox it, it’s a type of derringer with up to six chambers.
"It was a cheerful weapon--the "Allen." Sometimes all its six barrels would go off at once, and then there was no safe place in all the region round about, but behind it." ... Mark Twain