Posted on 11/29/2009 5:58:33 PM PST by navysealdad
1. I finally out drove Tiger Woods.
2. I guess his wife did not take a mulligan.
3. My theory - he was rushing out at 2:30 AM to get in line at Best Buy to get a great deal on a laptop.
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He should stick to using his putter on the Golf course and not in hotel rooms. What a douch nozzle he is...
3. My theory - he was rushing out at 2:30 AM to get in line at Best Buy to get a great deal on a laptop.
NO, Zhu Zhu!
Yet another useless Tiger Woods post.. Any scoops on Jenifer Aniston (pics please).
As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I'm pretty sore.
This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again.
This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.
The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.
This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be.
She’s still has no idea how to have a healthy relationship with a straight guy. She does, however, know how to have fake ones with gay guys. She’s a very good beard.
Talking to the Police by Professor James Duane
Professor James Duane’s now famous 5th Amendment lecture - popularly known as “Don’t talk to the police!” - has amassed a considerable internet following. The lecture, given as part of Regent Law School’s spring preview weekend.
Instead of repeating Tiger’s public statement ad nauseum, I’m interested in what you think happened.
Instead of repeating Tiger’s public statement ad nauseum, I’m interested in what you think happened.
I can have as much fun as the next FReeper concocting all sorts of funny stories and humorous quips. And I suppose it's fun. I've had a bit of it, too.
But, the reality of the matter is that I only know (from actual news reports) that there was an accident, Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree, a neighbor called 911 and said he was laying on the ground and unconscious, the police said that the wife was there already and that she knocked out a window to get him out, and that Woods was unconscious for about six minutes and that the paramedics worked on him for about ten minutes and then took him to the hospital and that the police said that no alcohol was involved.
That's about all the facts that I know at this point in time.
I also know that no one should ever talk to the police and this is a good example of why one should never talk to the police, as I read that some FReepers are saying that the wife should be arrested for spousal abuse and hauled away (LOL...). I have seen no news reports with any indication of this or evidence of this -- other than sheer speculation and rumors.
So, people should look at this and realize that they should also know their Constitutional rights and know that they should never ever talk to the police under any circumstances.
That's the best thing to know about this whole episode. If you know nothing else -- just this one thing -- never talk to the police under any circumstance -- is probably the best thing to take away from this.
Jennifer Aniston? What’s up with her?
Rush Limbaugh once spent an entire show discussing Tiger Woods and nothing else. I wonder if he will be doing this in the near future?
Why not? Rush has had far worst troubles with the law than Tiger Woods.
Bwahahahahaha! Yeah, right. The first thing anyone thinks of is bashing the back window out of an Escalade to rescue someone in the front seat - about twelve feet away.
Did she really intend to drag him over two seats to get him out when she probably could have simply opened the door?
I can respect your position. Point well made. I guess this story is just begging to be asked WTF??? Most people never with a sober mind find themselves doing such an off the wall thing as Tiger apprently did. Sure, old people hit the gas and not the brakes only to drive through a Mickey D’s. I even giggled to myself as you relayed the sequence of events. Its fun to speculate what happened. I’ve been doing so on FR since VF was found dead at Ft. Marcy. I’m an inquiring mind and I wanna know dammit.
I think this is a very good bit of advice.
However, I also believe that someone who refuses to talk to the police after the police and EMTs were called to haul that person off for medical attention at a hospital is an @sshole.
Bwahahahahaha! Yeah, right. The first thing anyone thinks of is bashing the back window out of an Escalade to rescue someone in the front seat - about twelve feet away.
Well, the only problem -- is -- between your statement, my statement and Tiger Woods' statement -- his is the only one from someone who was there at the time... LOL...
Sure, old people hit the gas and not the brakes only to drive through a Mickey D’s. I even giggled to myself as you relayed the sequence of events.
Well, I've had a grandmother who ran the car into a tree in the park, when reaching for her purse (and my grandfather was in the car with her... LOL...). And then a few cousins who have wrecked cars, running into other cars, trees and light poles... :-)
Then with me and my long driving career, a rear-ender, a light pole on the freeway, another light pole on the side of the road (no trees though). And then a daughter who slid off the road into a field from a rain-slickened road, and then many years later, off the freeway, down an embankment, flipping over on an ice-slickened curve.
I could go on and on with all the people I know and the accidents they've been in...
What's new?!
LOL...
However, I also believe that someone who refuses to talk to the police after the police and EMTs were called to haul that person off for medical attention at a hospital is an @sshole.
Well, that means that there are a whole lot of good attorneys advising their clients to be @ssholes... :-)
You have a point - if one is willing to suspend logic and common sense then Woods' statement must be true.
You have a point - if one is willing to suspend logic and common sense then Woods' statement must be true.
Well, from my logic and experience, I know my grandmother ran into a tree in the park, my daughter tried to run down a cow in a field, and I ran down a light pole on the freeway... LOL...
Tiger Woods running into a fire hydrant and a tree doesn't seem to far-fetched to me... :-)
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