Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 35

Today | Mo

[derllak]

Hey, I thought everything was Bush’s fault!

And don’t you be howling at my moon! :)

I see a train wreck coming on....

[Darksheare]

If it’s visible, and shining, I’ll howl at it.

[sweetliberty]

"Kearen has a bit of a kitty neurosis. She gobbles food as if she is starving."

Sounds like Tigger. He wolfs down his food even when his sides feel and look like they're going to explode, then tries to get what's left of Kismet's. Kismet eats very leisurely. I figure it came from all that time outdoors fending for himself and not knowing where the next meal was coming from.

[Darksheare]

She also was put in a burlap bag and tossed over the chainlink fence of the Goshen NY humane society during a thunderstorm.
SOOoo, she does not like being picked up, and thunderstorms send her into a frenzy of panic.
AT the Goshen Humane society, she was their greeter cat.
And she liked everyone.
Here she is a snotty little diva.
(Her name at the Humane society was ‘hydrox’..??)

Kearen is hyperthyroid, so she eats alot anyway.
But the absolute panic is hard to explain.

[Lakeshark]

PC nonsense for the Southrons here: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2377431/posts

[Lakeshark]

If it’s visible, and shining, I’ll howl at it.

Careful, the UFO might send the chocolate buffalo back at your call..............

[Darksheare]

The aliens would throw me back, remember?
Catch and release is practiced on little ole me.

[Lakeshark]

Maybe they’d throw your cat back instead........

[Darksheare]

I also carve my initials into baby se turtles, what.. you mean that's a bad idea?
What could possibly go wrong?

[Lakeshark]

The moral?

Watch for UFO initiated harpoons headed for the chocolate buffalos during a beaver marmot moon...........

[Darksheare]

“We shall smite you.. with KITTY!”
Yeah, that might happen.

[Darksheare]

“Don’t date girls who are the spawn of the devil.”

[Lakeshark]

Are you suggesting something about one of our posters?

Does her head swivel around?

[derllak]

It can’t be me. My head doesn’t swivel. But my arms and legs are interchangeable. How cool is that?

[Lakeshark]

Do they swivel?

[derllak]

Sure do!

They also shake, rattle and roll. I just don’t
talk about it much. I hate to brag. :)

[Darksheare]

You make crunching noises when you move?
*eyes wide in awe*

[derllak]

Yeah, kinda the same sound your legs make when kitty sits on your lap.:)

Don’t get any funny ideas though.
My hair is flame-retardant.

[Darksheare]

I was thinking of sending my evil cat to you and recording the sopunds for use as a mix track.

[derllak]

Recording the sopunds?

You didn’t wear your helmet to the
pumpkin patch, did you, Darks.

I knew this would happen!

That oversized head is the perfect target
for falling pumpkins. :)

[Darksheare]

Ye Olde Typo Daemon was about today.

[Lakeshark]

Ye Olde Typo Daemon was about today.

No doubt transmogrified from the chocolate buffalos.........

[Lakeshark]

You make crunching noises when you move?

From gnawing wood........

[Darksheare]

Now, you heard how they make buffalo wings.

[Lakeshark]

you heard how they make buffalo wings

Diana wrestles them in Hershey's syrup during the full moon?

[Darksheare]

They get beamed up, covered in chocolate, and then you make ‘em fly.

[derllak]

Hmmm, very interesting about the buffalo wings.

Do you know where I can buy some chicken lips?

[Darksheare]

Those you find in Hollywood.

[Lakeshark]

Do you know where I can buy some chicken lips?

Well, there is this cool deli that makes things taste like chikin somewhere in the Southwest..........does that count?

[derllak]

Somewhere in the Southwest.

Yeah, you’re a big help.

I guess I’ll just have to settle for Shark kabobs...
or is that Dark kabobs?

Decisions, decisions!

[Darksheare]

I have a flavor somewhere between burnt coffee and skinny.

[Darlin']

That is one of the most irresponsible displays of a win-at-all-cost attitudes I've ever seen. Grantland Rice would be mighty disappointed with the example Coach Meyer set for impressionable young athletes. Maybe Meyer should have asked himself, What would Tebow do?

"For when the One Great Scorer comes to mark against your name,He writes not that you won or lost but how you played the Game." - Grantland Rice, Sportwriter and Vanderbilt alumnus

[Lakeshark]

When the Oregon star player sucker punched the guy after they lost the first game, they suspended him for the next 7 games. What Spikes did was worse. My gosh, they're playing Vandy (no offense), and can't even suspend him for the whole game.

[Lakeshark]

Somewhere in the Southwest.

Bq knows where.........likely some dungeon........

[Borax Queen]

snake is waiting with baited breath for election results, not just the 3 biggies, but we have a chance to throw some Commies out of the City Council... course it's hard since we're People's Republic of Berkeley East, but still..... so no deli activity tonight, bad Shark! :))

[Lakeshark]

People's Republic of Berkeley East

I thought that was Madistan, Wisconsin or Ann Akbar Arbor, Michigan.......

Let us know if you get results.

*Here's hoping for the turn*

[Darksheare]

No results yet from the occupied lands of New York.

[Borax Queen]

lol, Ann Akbar......

Yes, yes, yes, I’m soooo hoping.... like we all are.
Not to sound like one of THEM, but I feel some hope today....
/done channeling

Maybe snake and Darks should go haunt some leftists into switching their votes.

[Darksheare]

That would be fun.

[sweetliberty]

Pure crap. Wish they’d start running PC nazis up the flagpole. They believe in freedom.....as long as it is under THEIR rules....which isn’t freedom at all.

[Lakeshark]

If it's a sweep, it will hopefully skeer the crap out of the so called blue dogs and the Rinos too.

If it is a sweep, I'm planting a broom out at the head of my driveway with a nassssty sign.

[Borax Queen]

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[derllak]

Wow, BQ sure has a mean left hook!
That’s gonna leave a mark on the shark. :)

[Borax Queen]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeehawwww! He’ll have to use some of his blubber as a salve..... not that Sharky has any blubber :0)

[Darlin']

No offense taken, thought the same thing myself. Go! Vandy Go! He could have suspended Spikes for 1 full game and people would have patted him on the back and said, Good job, coach. And, I agree, what Spikes did was a great deal more despicable than that Oregon player's sucker punch.

[Darlin']

"If it is a sweep, I'm planting a broom out at the head of my driveway with a nassssty sign. "

Start lettering precious. Its a sweep. :)

YIPPEEEEE! Its a beautiful night.

[Darlin']

Exactly! I’ve had enough of their stuff.

[Lakeshark]

Woo hoo! Looking good tonight, they just announced that corrupt multi-zillionaire Corzine has lost! That's two out of three, with a huge blow out in Virginia! They won't know about Hofmman in NY till late, late, or even tomorrow.

Take that you disgusting White House slimes!

*Getting broom decorated*
*Popping champagne*

[Lakeshark]

*Offers glass of bubbly to favorite southerner*

[Lakeshark]

Hey LJ, can you post that best ever campaign sign again? If you can also add some party streamers and champagne glasses, it would be very cool........