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Doo doo in Planters Peanuts
my kitchen | April 26, 2009 | Self

Posted on 04/26/2009 12:37:26 PM PDT by joyce11111

My hubby just left to return a large container of Planters Peanuts. It had a large (what looked like cat dooo doo on the top.)

I feel like barfing!

He returned it to Wal-Mart in Springfield , Oregon.

Luckey for us it was right on top...like it was placed there by some one.

Thank the Lord we never ate any of it!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food; Local News
KEYWORDS: catpoop; dodo; foodsupply; obamaturd; ohthehumanity; peanutcrap; vanity
My hubby just left to return a large container of Planters Peanuts. It had a large (what looked like cat dooo doo on the top.)

I feel like barfing!

He returned it to Wal-Mart in Springfield , Oregon.

Luckey for us it was right on top...like it was placed there by some one.

Thank the Lord we never ate any of it!

1 posted on 04/26/2009 12:37:27 PM PDT by joyce11111
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To: joyce11111

Are you gonna sue for a million dollars ?


2 posted on 04/26/2009 12:38:45 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: joyce11111

gimme a break. Probably a burn peanut.


3 posted on 04/26/2009 12:38:52 PM PDT by mamelukesabre (Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
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To: joyce11111

That’s pretty crappy.


4 posted on 04/26/2009 12:39:41 PM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: joyce11111

Do you own a cat? Just curious.


5 posted on 04/26/2009 12:40:32 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: joyce11111

Sorry, irritable bowel disease.
My bad...


6 posted on 04/26/2009 12:40:37 PM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: joyce11111
It's just a Jimmah Carter phlegm ball. Nothing to worry about.
7 posted on 04/26/2009 12:41:50 PM PDT by Into the Vortex
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To: joyce11111

Did you give it a sniff? Might have been a burnt peanut.


8 posted on 04/26/2009 12:42:26 PM PDT by DogBarkTree (Support The American Tea Party)
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To: joyce11111

9 posted on 04/26/2009 12:43:03 PM PDT by steelyourfaith ("The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." -Lady Thatcher)
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To: joyce11111

I doubt this is mischief, those things are all
automated. Not too likely human hands were ever
close to that container before it was vacuum sealed.

Just a guess, Burnt peanut


10 posted on 04/26/2009 12:45:09 PM PDT by ThreePuttinDude (o)(o)
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To: billorites

LMAO, good one rite there


11 posted on 04/26/2009 12:45:37 PM PDT by ThreePuttinDude (o)(o)
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To: joyce11111

So should we organize a boycott? Demand a recall? What?


12 posted on 04/26/2009 12:45:39 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: joyce11111

Maybe the line just got crossed up with trail mix. Those extruded sesame things have a certain doodyishness about them. Very suspicious looking.


13 posted on 04/26/2009 12:48:12 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: joyce11111; dixiechick2000
Hmmmmmmmmmm the Oregon Wal-mart? A lib must have gotten into your peanuts...I say call the EPA, they are just sitting on their butts, analyzing each other's farts anyway. Give them something useful to do...

FreeGuards

14 posted on 04/26/2009 12:49:40 PM PDT by KLT (A damn Yankee, from the great state of Mississippi....Go Freepers Go!)
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To: joyce11111
The good thing about cat scat is you can see it.
All those Rodentia turds that get ground up in the things we eat is something else entirely and totally regulated by the FDA.
15 posted on 04/26/2009 12:50:39 PM PDT by this_ol_patriot (I saw manbearpig and all I got was this lousy tagline.)
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To: KLT
A lib must have gotten into your peanuts

They love poop and hate peanuts, so maybe you're onto something. Work garbage and sex into the mix, and you've got lib heaven, if it weren't for those evil, extremist peanuts. I hear southerners grow them ... GASP!!!

16 posted on 04/26/2009 12:52:30 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: joyce11111

Thanks for sharing.


17 posted on 04/26/2009 12:53:08 PM PDT by EEDUDE
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To: joyce11111

You would be surprised how much of this stuff you eat in your lifetime and never even know it. Between bugs, feces, and various rodent bits, a lifetime’s worth is in the tons.


18 posted on 04/26/2009 12:53:16 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: joyce11111

19 posted on 04/26/2009 12:53:58 PM PDT by TornadoAlley3 (Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
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To: joyce11111

Life is like a jar of peanuts, you never know what you’re going to get.


20 posted on 04/26/2009 12:54:43 PM PDT by Theresawithanh (Impeach Obama)
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To: ThreePuttinDude
Seen 'em before. Just her bad luck to have it ON TOP. If it was in the middle they'd probably gummed up the image with jelly knives and not even noticed.

Fur shur, a cat dropping is going to be quite identifiable and not readily mistaken for a burned peanut.

21 posted on 04/26/2009 12:55:35 PM PDT by muawiyah
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To: ThreePuttinDude

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.


22 posted on 04/26/2009 12:56:02 PM PDT by TornadoAlley3 (Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
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To: joyce11111

Aw nuts!


23 posted on 04/26/2009 12:59:24 PM PDT by SkyDancer ('Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..' ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: joyce11111

I have always be wary of anything from Oregon..... The place just doesn’t sit well with me. Strange indeed.


24 posted on 04/26/2009 12:59:34 PM PDT by Typical_Whitey (Hey Obama, the world loved Bill Clinton too, but radical muslims still attacked us.)
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To: joyce11111

25 posted on 04/26/2009 1:01:09 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: joyce11111

Did you get a picture.

It’s probably the turd time this has happened.


26 posted on 04/26/2009 1:01:19 PM PDT by Winstons Julia
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To: RegulatorCountry

Well my roots are Yankee, so you’ll have to blame Jimmy Carter and his peanuts..LOL


27 posted on 04/26/2009 1:03:54 PM PDT by KLT (A damn Yankee, from the great state of Mississippi....Go Freepers Go!)
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To: JoeProBono

A flaming cocktail wiener on a poop and peanut thread? The semiotics are disturbing, I must say.


28 posted on 04/26/2009 1:06:15 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: joyce11111

It was a mistake to take it back to Walmart. You might get a replacement, but if you had called the phone number on the label, you would have gotten a letter of apology from the company along with coupons for about $20 worth of products.


29 posted on 04/26/2009 1:07:53 PM PDT by Kirkwood
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To: KLT
"Carter's Little Pills" spring to mind, but this one was readily identifiable, apparently, just *plop* right there on top of the can! The nerve!
30 posted on 04/26/2009 1:13:19 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: joyce11111

Ever notice those little black things in your peanut butter, look like little short lines?

We call those insect legs.

Ever wonder what the little black dots found in peanut butter, don’t ask what those are.


31 posted on 04/26/2009 1:22:10 PM PDT by stockpirate (The NAZI's called themselves - "The Children of the New Age of World Order")
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To: joyce11111

Are you certain the jar was was sealed - could be a prankster put it in there and closed it tight. Otherwise I vote for some piece of burnt material from the factory. Being burned it would probably be lighter and be jiggled to the top.


32 posted on 04/26/2009 1:44:08 PM PDT by A knight without armor
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To: Winstons Julia

Did you get a picture.

It’s probably the turd time this has happened.
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That was the first thing my dau. asked me..and no I didn’t too busy wanting to barf!


33 posted on 04/26/2009 1:46:55 PM PDT by joyce11111
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To: al baby

Are you gonna sue for a million dollars ?
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lotta peeps would do that....no lawyers parachuting in yet.


34 posted on 04/26/2009 1:48:19 PM PDT by joyce11111
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To: al baby

Are you gonna sue for a million dollars ?
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lotta peeps would do that....no lawyers parachuting in yet.


35 posted on 04/26/2009 1:48:19 PM PDT by joyce11111
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To: joyce11111

Excrement occurs.


36 posted on 04/26/2009 1:49:19 PM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: ThreePuttinDude

too big for just a burnt peanut! It looked like something out of my cats litter box


37 posted on 04/26/2009 1:49:49 PM PDT by joyce11111
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To: joyce11111

Burned nuts are bad.


38 posted on 04/26/2009 1:51:24 PM PDT by paulycy (BEWARE the LIBERAL/MEDIA Complex)
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To: RegulatorCountry

Hmmmmmm, I’m thinking maybe it was Mr. Walmart....Perhaps he was putting cans of peanuts on the shelf, and he felt this urge..LOL


39 posted on 04/26/2009 1:53:16 PM PDT by KLT (A damn Yankee, from the great state of Mississippi....Go Freepers Go!)
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To: joyce11111

Product tampering.


40 posted on 04/26/2009 1:57:58 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (TAZ:Untamed, Unpredictable, Uninhibited.)
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To: joyce11111

rats!


41 posted on 04/26/2009 2:24:35 PM PDT by silverleaf (We live in interesting times: now the entire IRS works for a tax evader)
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To: joyce11111

You sure Planters don’t have midgets working on the peanut line?


42 posted on 04/26/2009 2:42:31 PM PDT by vetvetdoug
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To: joyce11111

Bookmark and bump


43 posted on 05/25/2011 2:21:12 PM PDT by murdoog
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To: joyce11111

Please get your cat a larger litter box.


44 posted on 05/25/2011 2:31:16 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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