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World's oldest champagne opened
news.bbc ^ | Friday, 20 March 2009

Posted on 03/20/2009 10:33:39 AM PDT by JoeProBono

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To: Constitution Day
An "oxymoron" is: "A figure of speech in which incongruous or contradictory terms appear side by side; a compressed paradox." It is not a fancy way of saying "moron".

When you criticize someone else's use of the language, it's a good idea to avoid making a much worse error in your critique.

21 posted on 03/20/2009 11:31:49 AM PDT by 3niner (Hoover turned a recession into a depression, FDR turned it into The Great Depression)
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To: 3niner

I actually do know what the word means, Noah Webster.

I was making a joke.


22 posted on 03/20/2009 11:45:50 AM PDT by Constitution Day ('Cause this is nothing like we'd ever dreamt / Tell Sir Thomas More we've got another failed attempt)
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To: JoeProBono
Champagne sucks. JMHO

FMCDH(BITS)

23 posted on 03/20/2009 11:52:12 AM PDT by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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To: Constitution Day

I’ve seen and heard this word misused this way many times. You gave me no reason to believe you were any smarter than the others who did so.


24 posted on 03/20/2009 11:52:56 AM PDT by 3niner (Hoover turned a recession into a depression, FDR turned it into The Great Depression)
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To: alarm rider

I humbly beg your forgiveness.
How silly of me to forget the monumental vintage of ‘81.
You are a true oenophile, a colossus of the breed!
Yes,yes! The 1881 was the pinnacle of sublime joy for me.
We are truly of a kinship of all that is good with the world.
A whiff of lavender, with legs of oak.
I bow to your expertise.


25 posted on 03/20/2009 11:54:15 AM PDT by gigster
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To: 3niner

I’ve heard it misused as well.

I am smarter than the others, however. Trust me on this.

:)


26 posted on 03/20/2009 11:55:34 AM PDT by Constitution Day ('Cause this is nothing like we'd ever dreamt / Tell Sir Thomas More we've got another failed attempt)
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To: Constitution Day
Some days, huh?
27 posted on 03/20/2009 11:58:05 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (Want to make a conservative angry? Lie to him. Want to make a liberal angry? Tell him the truth)
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To: Travis T. OJustice

Oh yeah. :(

At least it’s FRIDAY...and SPRINGTIME!


28 posted on 03/20/2009 12:02:30 PM PDT by Constitution Day ('Cause this is nothing like we'd ever dreamt / Tell Sir Thomas More we've got another failed attempt)
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To: JoeProBono

still drinkable, with notes of “truffles and caramel” = tastes like stale mule piss, but we’re too elitist to admit it


29 posted on 03/20/2009 12:04:56 PM PDT by TexasRepublic (I am inconsolate over the death of our country.)
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To: Constitution Day

It’s almost Beer Thirty! YEEHAW!

About another month and the fish will be back!


30 posted on 03/20/2009 12:04:57 PM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (Want to make a conservative angry? Lie to him. Want to make a liberal angry? Tell him the truth)
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To: 3niner
I’ve seen and heard this word misused this way many times.

You've actually seen someone call someone else an oxymoron?

I have seen Bugs Bunny call someone (probably Daffy Duck) a "maroon" with my own eyes, but I'm skeptical that real people would seriously misuse "oxymoron" that way.

The court demands evidence for your claim that this is a common misusage.

31 posted on 03/20/2009 12:11:41 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: JoeProBono

Can you imagine the pressure? If I opened a bottle of wine that was three times older than me, you bet your favorite body part I would have something nice to say about it, too.

The story you’ll never read: “Guy opens a bottle of 1862 Bourdeaux, says it tastes like cow piss...”


32 posted on 03/20/2009 12:28:15 PM PDT by Doc Prospero
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To: gigster
Bow not my friend. Your assessment of the 63’ was spot on.
The strong draw the the 63’ can only be appreciated by the truly involved and those joyful in the knowledge of the ancient grape.

The shapely nose and brimful woodsy, yet subdued aura of the 63’ is not something that can be appreciated by casual and/or the subaltern.

No, no it is I who should bow to you for your ability to so describe what few men will ever experience. I lift my perfectly cut 1799 Venice-made glass to you and bid you drink.

33 posted on 03/20/2009 12:31:19 PM PDT by alarm rider ("We laugh at honor, and are shocked to find traitors in our midst" C.S. Lewis)
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To: Snickering Hound

Ah Yes.....Chateau Boone. Last Wednesday was an excellent vintage.


34 posted on 03/20/2009 12:48:04 PM PDT by wbill
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To: JoeProBono

Chateau Margaux 1787

The Wine Merchant
In 1989, Sokolin, a New York wine merchant, had a bottle of Chateau Margaux 1797 on consignment from its English owner. The wine bottle was encrusted with the initials of Thomas Jefferson on it and was over 200 years old.

The Accident
Sokolin took possession of the wine bottle in an attempt to sell it for five hundred thousand dollars ($500,000). Wine enthusiasts and collectors believe that the bottle did not exceed the price of a 1787 Lafite which sold for $160,000 at auction, however assumed that this was Sokolin’s successful attempt to generate publicity for the wine bottle.

Sokolin decided to take the bottle of wine to a Chateau Margaux dinner at the four seasons restaurant. While at dinner, as Sokolin was preparing to leave, a waiter carrying a coffee tray bumped the bottle, breaking it on the floor. Fortunately for Sokolin, and the owner had the foresight to insure the valuable bottle. After the dust settled, the insurance paid $225,000 for the broken bottle, which Sokolin shared with the owner. It is unsure what happened to the careless waiter.


35 posted on 03/20/2009 4:11:12 PM PDT by ansel12 (Romney (guns)"instruments of destruction with the sole purpose of hunting down and killing people")
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To: Constitution Day

Well, now I know. If your comment had been followed by a ;), it would have been obvious that it was a joke rather than a common error.


36 posted on 03/21/2009 5:31:12 PM PDT by 3niner (Hoover turned a recession into a depression, FDR turned it into The Great Depression)
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To: Yardstick
You've actually seen someone call someone else an oxymoron?

Yep, the first time was on a "news" program, a few years ago. I don't remember which program, or which bimbo, but I was astounded. Her co-bimbo (male variety), didn't even blink. I expect he was just as stupid as her.

I've heard it a few times since, but haven't made a point of taking notes.

37 posted on 03/21/2009 5:39:33 PM PDT by 3niner (Hoover turned a recession into a depression, FDR turned it into The Great Depression)
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