Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom (says "fell on vegetable while naked")

telegraph.co.uk ^ | 11/13/08 | Staff

[boomop1]

Pass the jelly.

[murphE]

It was George’s father.

[basil]

OMG!

When I was a young and very naive nurse, working in the emergency room of Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore, we had a young man come in one night, who's main complaint was that he had "a cucumber in his rectum".

Good grief! I had no idea who to give him to--whether he belonged to the medical or surgical dept--and I certainly had no idea of how/why the cucumber got to where it was!

Anyway, the sad part of the story is that this young man did indeed end up in surgery, and had to have a permanent colostomy.

[Political Junkie Too]

Mashed potatos.

-PJ

[LanPB01]

Frank Costanza: “It was a million to one shot, doc. A million to one.”

[library user]

Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.

Did they really need to get specific as to the nationality of the doll? LOL. Russian doll, French doll, Vietnamese doll.... ???!!! Does it really make a difference?!

[whatshotandwhatsnot]

Oy! Lends a new meaning to ‘mashed potatoes’.

[getitright]

Uuh... You think you can get away with dropping that bomb and not be forced to spill? Spill!

[cripplecreek]

WHOOOO-WEEEE HOT POTATAH!!!

[Brookhaven]

Ummm, if you are hanging curtains nude, doesn’t that mean you are standing nude in front of a window for all the world to see?

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Good grief! I had no idea who to give him to--whether he belonged to the medical or surgical dept

Did the hospital have a commissary...? ;)

[Allegra]

Yes, I've heard the advice many times that you should strip down before you hang curtains.

It's a uh...safety precaution.

Yeah.

[EyeGuy]

Sorry, but I can’t get past thinking of that poor potatoe. (intentional Dan Quayle spelling, just for the hell of it).

[dforest]

Those potatoes, a tuberous vegetable.

Mr Potato Butt. LOL

[mlocher]

The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable

Using the veg-o-matic no doubt. (It slices, it dices! It even does julian fries!)

[Joe 6-pack]

"Good grief! I had no idea who to give him to--whether he belonged to the medical or surgical dept--"

Did you consider the vegetable aisle?

[NonValueAdded]

Yes, the Russian Doll is that set of dolls that fit within one another. nuf sed?

[reagan_fanatic]

Well, thank goodness he landed on the potato and not the ball gag or studded dildo sitting next to it.

[basil]

ROTFLMBO!

I don't think I even considered that!

[Carley]

Is there no medical privacy in that country.

Look for similar breeches of privacy when our gummint becomes our medical provider.