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Singles Ad by a Black Female, Unique to Say the Least!
Chron Watch1 ^ | 3/8/06

Posted on 03/08/2006 7:48:12 AM PST by areafiftyone

    This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is
reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.

    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity
unimportant.  I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play.  I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.  Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.  I'll be at the front door when you get
home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875- 6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....

    Please scroll down









    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.


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KEYWORDS: doggieping
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1 posted on 03/08/2006 7:48:15 AM PST by areafiftyone
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To: areafiftyone

Sounds like a bitch.


2 posted on 03/08/2006 7:53:27 AM PST by YouPosting2Me
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To: YouPosting2Me

LOL - Funny how gullible people are!


3 posted on 03/08/2006 7:55:42 AM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: areafiftyone

She sounds nice but she probably looks like a dog.


4 posted on 03/08/2006 7:57:35 AM PST by cowboyway (My heroes have always been cowboys.)
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To: areafiftyone
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5 posted on 03/08/2006 7:59:25 AM PST by getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL (Undocumented border patrol agent.)
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To: areafiftyone

Great post!!! I love these types of news articles!!! LOL!!


6 posted on 03/08/2006 8:01:06 AM PST by RSmithOpt (Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
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To: areafiftyone

Very cute!


7 posted on 03/08/2006 8:01:28 AM PST by RMDupree (HHD: Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/)
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To: areafiftyone; HairOfTheDog

Absolutely great.


8 posted on 03/08/2006 8:18:57 AM PST by Cagey (You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. ~Chris Rock)
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To: areafiftyone
My boy HotRod says.......

BWAAAHHAAAHHAHA


9 posted on 03/08/2006 8:20:50 AM PST by HOTTIEBOY (The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
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I hope someone adopted this puppy! She sounds like a companion for life!


10 posted on 03/08/2006 8:21:50 AM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

What a cutie! Thanks for the picture!


11 posted on 03/08/2006 8:22:37 AM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: HairOfTheDog
MEGA PING alert!!!! LOL!!!
12 posted on 03/08/2006 8:30:40 AM PST by ken5050 (Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to propagate her gene pool. Any volunteers?)
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To: areafiftyone
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I am looking for such a woman! I am dashing, no?

13 posted on 03/08/2006 8:36:38 AM PST by MarineBrat (Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.)
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To: areafiftyone; Flyer; technochick99; sinkspur; 88keys; DugwayDuke; sissyjane; Severa; RMDupree; ...
Ping!


Other articles with keyword "DOGGIEPING" since 12/29/04

14 posted on 03/08/2006 8:41:42 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (Hobbit Hole knives for soldiers! www.freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net)
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To: MarineBrat

LOL very strange!


15 posted on 03/08/2006 8:46:06 AM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: MarineBrat

Back off....she's mine.

16 posted on 03/08/2006 8:46:40 AM PST by Joe 6-pack
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To: areafiftyone
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

"... and you should see how I clean myself...!" :)

17 posted on 03/08/2006 9:00:24 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

EWWWWW!


18 posted on 03/08/2006 9:02:10 AM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

Pretty dog, it is sad that black dogs are the most highly euthanized in shelters. Odd isn't it. I love black dogs actually. But, then again, I love most any dog


19 posted on 03/08/2006 9:20:40 AM PST by mel
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To: areafiftyone

They could've included her age and posted on MySpace.com.


20 posted on 03/08/2006 9:24:18 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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