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Singles Ad by a Black Female, Unique to Say the Least!
Chron Watch1 ^ | 3/8/06

Posted on 03/08/2006 7:48:12 AM PST by areafiftyone

    This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is
reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.

    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity
unimportant.  I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play.  I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.  Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.  I'll be at the front door when you get
home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875- 6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....

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    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: doggieping
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To: areafiftyone
Like this one? My little 4 1/2 pound pretty girl


51 posted on 03/08/2006 6:02:04 PM PST by trussell (Work for God...the retirement benefits are great!)
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To: brytlea
That dog gets any more laid back, he'll be dead . . . but at least he'll be cool, with the shades . . .

Cool dog w/o shades . . .

52 posted on 03/08/2006 6:38:46 PM PST by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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To: MarineBrat

If your dog EVER finds out what you did to his picture, you are DEAD MEAT!


53 posted on 03/08/2006 6:40:39 PM PST by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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To: areafiftyone

I saw that one in the classifieds next to this lost dog ad:

Reward. Lost dog, Mixed breed mottled color male with mange, blind in one eye, left ear is torn, tail is broken. Recently castrated. Answers to the name of 'Lucky'. Call xxx-xxxx.


54 posted on 03/08/2006 6:46:20 PM PST by Rebelbase (President Bush is a Texas jackass when it comes to Border security .)
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To: areafiftyone

LOL! Yeah, I have received this as a forward many times. I think it was a unique idea. If it worked and the dog was adopted, I think it should be done again. What won't men do? If the ad is done right, women might answer one for a male, too. ROFLOL! I mean, you would just have to adopt a dog, or a cat, after you had answered that kind of ad, wouldn't you? Of course, you would have to be checked out as an appropriate adoptive parent.


55 posted on 03/09/2006 5:06:22 AM PST by Goodgirlinred ( GoodGirlInRed Four More Years!!!!!)
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To: trussell

she's a cutie!


56 posted on 03/09/2006 5:53:25 AM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: areafiftyone

Thank you. She's my little keeper :)


57 posted on 03/09/2006 6:44:55 AM PST by trussell (Work for God...the retirement benefits are great!)
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To: AnAmericanMother

Another agility enthusiast! And a BIG jumper! From the looks of that jump you are at a USDAA event. How much do you trial? What area of the country?


58 posted on 03/09/2006 6:57:04 AM PST by Muehl
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To: HOTTIEBOY
No border collie in her! She enjoys hunting rabbits and running and jumping. She's also incredibly affectionate. She's my Shadow.
59 posted on 03/09/2006 6:58:48 AM PST by Lucretia Borgia
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To: Muehl
Always glad to meet another Agility Person! What kind of dog do you have?

We trial mostly USDAA, some AKC, never tried NADAC although it's pretty big around here (Atlanta GA area). We don't travel very far afield because there are a lot of trials right here, and I promised myself after trekking all over the country showing Siamese cats 25 years ago that I would never do that again!

She gives the jumps a lot of air, which is spectacular looking but slows her down. (At least it means she never knocks a bar. Now, about contacts . . . < g > ) She has her Agility Dog title in USDAA and 2 Qs in Advanced . . . she has her Open and Open Jumpers titles in AKC. Not bad for an amateur handler on her first dog -- she could have really been something with proper training from the beginning.

She also has her UKC Started Hunting Retriever title and is working on her Seasoned . . . we may go for Junior Hunter in AKC first, don't know.

Do you ever trial here in the SE? I'm a member at Sirius Dog Agility over in Decatur, they put on 3-4 trials a year. Double Gamblers and Snooker at every trial, Pairs Relay one day. Plus if you work 6 classes you get a free sweatshirt and they feed you lunch . . . it's a pretty fun scene.

60 posted on 03/09/2006 7:13:33 AM PST by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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To: AnAmericanMother
Gabbie is an Australian Shepherd. She is the reason we started doing agility - she needed a job, very driven. We do mostly AKC, because that is what our local kennel club sponsors, but we have done some USDAA also. She has her Excellent and Excellent Jumpers titles, but would probably be on the world team if she were not stuck with me as her handler - I am definitely the weak link of the team, my first agility dog. We live between Indianapolis and Chicago so we a lot of trialing in IN, IL, OH, MI, and KY. We also go to Montgomery, AL once a year to see friends, and wouldn't you know it, there always just happens to be an agility trial that weekend, so we enter it. We would be there this weekend, except Gabbie has been out for a few months due to a shoulder tendon injury. I want to branch out a bit to other places just for a change -- if we're ever considering Atlanta we'll need to hook up and run Freeper Pairs! Have fun -- run clean, run fast! Image hosting by TinyPic Image hosting by TinyPic
61 posted on 03/09/2006 7:50:31 AM PST by Muehl
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To: AnAmericanMother
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My other dog wears lipstick!

62 posted on 03/09/2006 7:56:40 AM PST by MarineBrat (Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.)
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To: Muehl
She is ADORABLE!

I love the Aussies . . . so cute, especially the brown ones (yes, I'm partial to brown dogs)!

I started in agility because my dog needed a job too . . . she was in obedience and bored out of her mind (to tell the truth, so was I) and our trainer suggested "Maybe she'll be happier in agility." She was, of course, and so was I.

You be sure to let us know if you decide to trial in Atlanta - we'll run pairs together for sure (maybe we could wear matching FR T-shirts or something!) and we'll give you a warm Southern welcome.

Our local AKC clubs sponsor some four-day trials (ThFSatSun) and you can get a lot of points in a hurry. USDAA is slower, but I find it a lot more fun because of all the different events. For some reason, my girl has turned out to be a Snooker Specialist and has a handful of Qs . . . (don't know why . . . it requires that I think and that's not a good idea in the ring . . . < g > )


63 posted on 03/09/2006 7:58:55 AM PST by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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To: MarineBrat
Trust a GSP to get into the makeup box!

She'd look better in a darker lipstick though . . . < g >

64 posted on 03/09/2006 8:00:27 AM PST by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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To: AnAmericanMother

I'm not exactly sure how she got the lipstick, but the carpet in our den looks like someone was murdered right in the middle of the floor! :)


65 posted on 03/09/2006 8:17:03 AM PST by MarineBrat (Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.)
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