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Singles Ad by a Black Female, Unique to Say the Least!
Chron Watch1 ^ | 3/8/06

Posted on 03/08/2006 7:48:12 AM PST by areafiftyone

    This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is
reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.

    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity
unimportant.  I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play.  I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.  Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand.  I'll be at the front door when you get
home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875- 6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....

    Please scroll down









    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: doggieping
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1 posted on 03/08/2006 7:48:15 AM PST by areafiftyone
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To: areafiftyone

Sounds like a bitch.


2 posted on 03/08/2006 7:53:27 AM PST by YouPosting2Me
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To: YouPosting2Me

LOL - Funny how gullible people are!


3 posted on 03/08/2006 7:55:42 AM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: areafiftyone

She sounds nice but she probably looks like a dog.


4 posted on 03/08/2006 7:57:35 AM PST by cowboyway (My heroes have always been cowboys.)
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To: areafiftyone
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5 posted on 03/08/2006 7:59:25 AM PST by getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL (Undocumented border patrol agent.)
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To: areafiftyone

Great post!!! I love these types of news articles!!! LOL!!


6 posted on 03/08/2006 8:01:06 AM PST by RSmithOpt (Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
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To: areafiftyone

Very cute!


7 posted on 03/08/2006 8:01:28 AM PST by RMDupree (HHD: Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/)
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To: areafiftyone; HairOfTheDog

Absolutely great.


8 posted on 03/08/2006 8:18:57 AM PST by Cagey (You don't pay taxes - they take taxes. ~Chris Rock)
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To: areafiftyone
My boy HotRod says.......

BWAAAHHAAAHHAHA


9 posted on 03/08/2006 8:20:50 AM PST by HOTTIEBOY (The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
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To: All

I hope someone adopted this puppy! She sounds like a companion for life!


10 posted on 03/08/2006 8:21:50 AM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

What a cutie! Thanks for the picture!


11 posted on 03/08/2006 8:22:37 AM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: HairOfTheDog
MEGA PING alert!!!! LOL!!!
12 posted on 03/08/2006 8:30:40 AM PST by ken5050 (Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to propagate her gene pool. Any volunteers?)
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To: areafiftyone
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I am looking for such a woman! I am dashing, no?

13 posted on 03/08/2006 8:36:38 AM PST by MarineBrat (Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.)
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To: areafiftyone; Flyer; technochick99; sinkspur; 88keys; DugwayDuke; sissyjane; Severa; RMDupree; ...
Ping!


Other articles with keyword "DOGGIEPING" since 12/29/04

14 posted on 03/08/2006 8:41:42 AM PST by HairOfTheDog (Hobbit Hole knives for soldiers! www.freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net)
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To: MarineBrat

LOL very strange!


15 posted on 03/08/2006 8:46:06 AM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: MarineBrat

Back off....she's mine.

16 posted on 03/08/2006 8:46:40 AM PST by Joe 6-pack
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To: areafiftyone
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

"... and you should see how I clean myself...!" :)

17 posted on 03/08/2006 9:00:24 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

EWWWWW!


18 posted on 03/08/2006 9:02:10 AM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

Pretty dog, it is sad that black dogs are the most highly euthanized in shelters. Odd isn't it. I love black dogs actually. But, then again, I love most any dog


19 posted on 03/08/2006 9:20:40 AM PST by mel
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To: areafiftyone

They could've included her age and posted on MySpace.com.


20 posted on 03/08/2006 9:24:18 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: HOTTIEBOY

Hottie - what kind of dog is that? I just got a black lab/chow puppy that looks very similar to that one and I'm trying to imagine what he'll look like all grown up.


21 posted on 03/08/2006 9:39:24 AM PST by LubyGee (Insert something witty)
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To: areafiftyone
My new blonde friend....

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;)

susie

22 posted on 03/08/2006 9:42:09 AM PST by brytlea (I'm not a conspiracy theorist....really.)
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To: LubyGee
He is a Lab/Chow mix. His hair is straight and strangly soft. It gets wavy when it is wet. His tail is long like a lab, but curls up and fluffy like a chow. He's a good ole boy, I tell you what.







23 posted on 03/08/2006 10:07:52 AM PST by HOTTIEBOY (The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

He's gorgeous. Thank you! I thought that might be what my sweetie will look like. I'll have to post a picture of him sometime. I don't have any here at work.


24 posted on 03/08/2006 10:09:41 AM PST by LubyGee (Insert something witty)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

He's aDORable! What a cutie! Stealing your soup right from under your nose, too . . .


25 posted on 03/08/2006 10:18:56 AM PST by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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To: areafiftyone
That IS the number for the AHS, but they deny this ever happened.

Snopes agrees. SBF in personals ad

26 posted on 03/08/2006 10:23:14 AM PST by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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To: areafiftyone

I know a fellow who would have loved to meet this girl. He's a cream labrador.


27 posted on 03/08/2006 10:25:23 AM PST by HungarianGypsy (Are we really arrogant, or are they just jealous of us?)
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To: brytlea

lol


28 posted on 03/08/2006 10:27:13 AM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: AnAmericanMother

That's okay its funny anyway. :-)


29 posted on 03/08/2006 10:28:13 AM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: AnAmericanMother

Besides, it gives everyone an excuse to post their cutie pie doggie pictures which I love! LOL


30 posted on 03/08/2006 10:28:57 AM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: areafiftyone
I'm not sure I believe the AHS anyhow.

Maybe one of their employees did this, unauthorized, and they got all embarassed and covered it up.

. . . . did somebody say, "Cute doggie pictures"?????


31 posted on 03/08/2006 10:36:16 AM PST by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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To: HOTTIEBOY

What a sweet dog.


32 posted on 03/08/2006 10:36:45 AM PST by tob2 (Old Fossil and Proud of It!)
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To: AnAmericanMother

Your dog makes my dog tired!!!
I love those pix!
susie


33 posted on 03/08/2006 10:47:21 AM PST by brytlea (I'm not a conspiracy theorist....really.)
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To: brytlea
"Can you say, 'High Energy Lab', boys and girls?"

I don't know where she finds all that energy. Here she is bouncing up and down like a lunatic on the starting line, while I try to get her little fleece blanket and her leash off . . .

It was 23 degrees with a 15 mph wind gusting to 20. You can see how cold everybody is (except the Labs of course who loved it.)

34 posted on 03/08/2006 10:56:49 AM PST by AnAmericanMother (Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment))
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To: TASMANIANRED; areafiftyone

Taz, this one's for you.


35 posted on 03/08/2006 11:01:49 AM PST by Lady Jag ( All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and world domination)
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To: HOTTIEBOY

My "girl" is lab/springer mix. She's mostly black with the white springer markings on the face and chest. She's smaller than a regular lab, and can she jump. She also has the softest fur I've ever encountered on a dog.


36 posted on 03/08/2006 11:02:02 AM PST by Lucretia Borgia
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To: AnAmericanMother

I've noticed that horses and dogs (at least the types of dogs I deal with!) LOVE cold weather? It's crazy!
The dog I posted the pic of is very laid back...hehehehe
susie


37 posted on 03/08/2006 11:08:32 AM PST by brytlea (I'm not a conspiracy theorist....really.)
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To: LubyGee
I don't have a photo but we have a Black Lab/Chow mix who at 7 is simply the finest dog I have ever encountered. He has the bark and protectiveness of the Chow, and he is the absolute perfect dog with kids - must be the black lab.

Regards,

TS

38 posted on 03/08/2006 11:12:26 AM PST by The Shrew (www.swiftvets.com & www.wintersoldier.com - The Truth Shall Set YOU Free!)
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To: Lucretia Borgia

What is it with the soft fur on these lab mixes? Every person that encounters my boy, the first thing they say is ,Gosh his hair is so soft.

Your girl sounds like a border collie.


39 posted on 03/08/2006 11:17:19 AM PST by HOTTIEBOY (The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
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To: The Shrew

Exactly! That's how my little boy is behaving. He's so smart. So far he's learned how to sit, but that's about it. If I have the treats in my hand, he immediately sits down. I need to teach him another trick.

I can see the chow in him (even at 12 weeks) when another dog comes near him. He thinks he's ferocious. It's hilarious to see my puppy get tough with a full grown lab. One of these days I'll get his picture posted.


40 posted on 03/08/2006 11:38:58 AM PST by LubyGee (Insert something witty)
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To: Lady Jag

I saw this. Made me chuckle.


41 posted on 03/08/2006 12:48:09 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..".Liberty is the right and hope of all humanity"GW Bush)
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To: areafiftyone

How cute!


42 posted on 03/08/2006 12:54:07 PM PST by afraidfortherepublic
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To: areafiftyone

I know her type... they can't keep her heads inside the window when you take'm for a ride.


43 posted on 03/08/2006 1:04:42 PM PST by johnny7 (“Iuventus stultorum magister”)
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Wow, thank you for this funny, funny thread, and for all the dog pics! Kitties (esp. Viking Kitties) are A-OK, but DOGS RULE!


44 posted on 03/08/2006 1:21:08 PM PST by Theresawithanh (Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.)
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To: areafiftyone
Who could resist?
45 posted on 03/08/2006 2:04:54 PM PST by Chanticleer (Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
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I WANT ONE!!! It's Sooo Cute!


46 posted on 03/08/2006 2:09:49 PM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: johnny7

LOL


47 posted on 03/08/2006 2:10:21 PM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: areafiftyone

She looks kinda sad in that photo, but she's very cute and spunky.


48 posted on 03/08/2006 2:31:28 PM PST by Chanticleer (Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
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To: LubyGee
My sweetie is a Lab/Chow

Her puppy pic

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And what she looks like now

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BTW I hope your Lab/Chow is as smart as mine! :>)

49 posted on 03/08/2006 3:32:04 PM PST by apackof2 (You can stand me up at the gates of hell, I'll stand my ground and I won't back down)
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To: The Shrew
Black Lab/Chow mix who at 7 is simply the finest dog I have ever encountered

Agree!
See post #49

50 posted on 03/08/2006 3:33:44 PM PST by apackof2 (You can stand me up at the gates of hell, I'll stand my ground and I won't back down)
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