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Trudeau Claims He Was Known As 'Corn Pop' Until A Cool White Dude Turned His Life Around
Babylon Bee ^

Posted on 09/21/2019 12:24:01 PM PDT by MNDude

THE GREAT WHITE NORTH—A new development may provide some context in the controversy over recently surfaced photos showing Canada’s prime minister in brown skin, according to sources close to Justin Trudeau. While the progressive prime minister “deeply regrets” many of the choices he made during the time those photos were taken, some new details may help critics come to an understanding.

According to childhood friend “Smokey,” Trudeau used to be known as “Corn Pop,” and was a “bad dude” who ran around with “a bunch of bad boys.”

One day, Corn Pop and Smokey were hanging at the community pool/hockey rink when a white lifeguard named Joey B scolded Corn Pop for not following the rules. The incident escalated to the point where Corn Pop and the gang waited outside by Joey’s moose with razors, ready to "cut that cracker down." Joey B came out with a sharpened icicle, ready for action, but instead of an altercation, something happened: Joey apologized for making a derogatory comment about Corn Pop’s ethnic hair.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: chat; satire

1 posted on 09/21/2019 12:24:01 PM PDT by MNDude
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To: MNDude

lol. This was pretty funny :)

The sad thing is that it seems that at one time Biden actually voted like a semi sensible person a LONG time ago.

What a shame.


2 posted on 09/21/2019 12:26:56 PM PDT by dp0622 (Bad, bad company Till the day I die.)
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To: MNDude
😂😂😂
3 posted on 09/21/2019 12:27:07 PM PDT by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
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To: MNDude

"...waited outside by Joey's moose...

LOL LOL LOL!

4 posted on 09/21/2019 12:36:07 PM PDT by SelmaLee (MAGA!)
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To: MNDude

Got to give it to The BB. That made me laugh out loud.


5 posted on 09/21/2019 12:48:16 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
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To: MNDude

Someone...hand...me...a hanky...please...


6 posted on 09/21/2019 12:52:18 PM PDT by moovova
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To: MNDude

Don’t you just love the way these hypocritical dopes blame white privilege and skate while pointing the finger at us all while lecturing us. pompous arrogant idiots


7 posted on 09/21/2019 6:21:59 PM PDT by ronnie raygun (nicdip.com)
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To: MNDude

I heard he once rolled on Shabbos too.


8 posted on 09/21/2019 6:43:50 PM PDT by GaryCrow
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