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VIDEO: Beto O'Rourke Ate Dirt in Order to Run for President
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| March 20, 2019
| DUmmie FUnnies
Posted on 03/20/2019 9:26:51 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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Poor Beto! He was so completely depressed after losing his Senate election in Texas to Ted Cruz that he wandered off into the wilderness. While there he ate dirt that supposedly gave him the recuperative powers to decide to run for president despite recently denying vociferously that he would due to the stress it would put on his family. Yeah, when you eat dirt, all things are possible especially if you are a New Age kook like Beto.
TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: 2020election; abortion; atedirt; avocado; beto; betoorourke; dirt; dirteater; election2020; infanticide; medicareforall; obamacare; texas
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To: mumblypeg
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posted on
03/20/2019 10:57:16 AM PDT
by
Impala64ssa
(Virtue signalling is no virtue)
To: PJ-Comix
I know about Robert Francis O’Rourke. who is this Beto person?
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posted on
03/20/2019 11:50:20 AM PDT
by
TBP
(Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters.)
To: PJ-Comix
"We told him it was dirt. "
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posted on
03/20/2019 1:33:05 PM PDT
by
Blogatron
(Brought to you by The American Frog Council; "Frog - The other green meat.")
To: PJ-Comix
hoof and mouth disease sure could explain all the exuberant arm movements....
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posted on
03/20/2019 1:55:53 PM PDT
by
blueplum
("...this moment is your moment: it belongs to you... " President Donald J. Trump, Jan 20, 2017)
To: PJ-Comix
Too bad he didn’t find some in which to take a nap.
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posted on
03/20/2019 3:06:00 PM PDT
by
Kickaha
(See the glory...of the royal scam)
To: PJ-Comix
hey beta...
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posted on
03/20/2019 6:19:41 PM PDT
by
Chode
( WeÂ’re America, Bitch!)
To: PJ-Comix
He ate New Mexico dirt. I wonder if he ate
his dose of dirt while visiting the Trinity
site?
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posted on
03/20/2019 8:48:38 PM PDT
by
Lean-Right
(Eat More Moose)
To: PJ-Comix
Is he suffering from pica?
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posted on
03/20/2019 10:02:22 PM PDT
by
Figment
To: Lean-Right
He ate New Mexico dirt. I wonder if he ate his dose of dirt while visiting the Trinity site? He will know when he has to relieve himself in the middle of the night and then sees his toilet bowl glowing.
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posted on
03/21/2019 4:59:12 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
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