What Nickname Would You Recommend President Trump to Use for Beto O'Rourke?

Self | December 16, 2020 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Okay, despite LOSING his bid to become senator from Texas, Beto O'Rourke has actually risen to #3 in Democrat Presidential Polls. Therefore the time is RIPE to give him a nickname that President Trump could use.

I'll kick this off by referencing his DUI flee from the scene of a traffic accident he caused with this monicker: BETO BAILOUT.

[RebelTXRose]

I know Trump called someone else “Horsieface”, but I immediately thought of Robert Francis O’Rourke when I heard it! Just LOOK at his face!

[woerm]

we used beta the bolishivik here in TX
works too, very accurate

[laplata]

Pendejo

[inchworm]

After reading through all I gotta say I like beano, or hit and run the best, and would carry the best connotation for use on a campaign trail. Calling him beano will remind white suburban women of their disgusting farting husband’s then they’ll be sure not to vote for him.

[Grampa Dave]

Betomini

[IronJack]

"Beta".

Or "Beto(ff)". You can pronounce the "e" long or short and it still works.

[deport]

Looks like is drawing interest even as
he departs the House of Representative

[woerm]

beta the bolshivik works

[Chickensoup]

Bobby-Frank.

De-fang his ethnic pretensions.

Drunken Bobby-Frank when going for the jugular.

[rlmorel]

CLICK TO HEAR SONG: Fred Blassie: Pencil Neck Geek>

[ez]

Irish bob

[chief lee runamok]

Gonzo RoBeto

[Thank You Rush]

Time to STOP playing the game of school children. It’s dumb!

[Basket_of_Deplorables]

Irish Mike.

[varon]

DONALD TRUMP JR. SLAMS BETO O’ROURKE AS AN ‘IRISH GUY PRETENDING TO BE HISPANIC’

Or, The Fake Hispanic for short.....

[JustaCowgirl]

Big Swingin Beto

[Reily]

Devo rhymes with Beto
… He is not a man he is Devo...(paraphrasing - just a little!)

[rockinqsranch]

Wannabe.

[gundog]

I forget the writer’s name, but he put forth “Tex Kennedy. “. Had to laugh.

[Texas Eagle]

The name that will sting the most, “Robert”.