[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

There is now a gag that an advisor approached Macron:

“Monsieur President! The peasants cannot afford gasoline and are rioting!”

Macron: “Qu’ils boisson de la diesel” (”Let them drink diesel”).

[stormhill]

There is now a gag that an advisor approached Macron:

Must be the latest version of the original:

"The peasants are revolting!"
"I know; they stink on ice"