Posted on 08/14/2017 3:15:27 PM PDT by John Semmens
Methodist minister Bill Shillady compared Hillary Clinton’s loss to Donald Trump in the 2016 presidential election to the crucifixion of Jesus Christ and concluded that “it was the second worst instance of injustice in human history. In both cases we saw exemplary paragons of virtue punished for the sins of others.”
Shillady predicted “a Hell on Earth under the demon that is Donald Trump,” but offered a ray of hope that “the forces of righteousness will triumph in the end. Right now, true believers are working assiduously to unseat the unholy Trump and clear the way for the ascension of God’s chosen candidate.”
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This shit is only fractionally nuttier than the actual crap that CNN, WaPost and NY Times spews.
that mr. preacher is blasphemy. You go to hell for that.
“it was the second worst instance of injustice in human history. In both cases we saw exemplary paragons of virtue punished for the sins of others.”
This kind of drivel from “ men of the cloth” is one more reason I haven’t been to church in 60 years.
Paster of pasta, no doubt.
Interesting, is it not, that no matter what the profession, if one is a progressive, one appears to be around six sigma to the left in a normal distribution of talent in that profession.
Blow it out your ear, Bill. Please join the Muslims. Their ability to lie is very matched to yours.
The church has been completely infiltrated by evil. In Europe, it’s the “religious” that are dropping out of their registration of the national church, which has become a social justice warrior organization funded by taxpayers.
Sure I will play...
Huma is Judas!
I’m pretty sure Pastor Bill doesn’t know enough about God to write or speak about Him for the purpose of informing anyone of the truth.
This is a prime example of #factnews.
Hillary? A paragon of virtue?
Cockeyed Pastor better stop inhaling stuff off the coffee table.
Anything from Semmens is #fakenews.
Still, it is truer than anything you read in the MSM.
And, who created this injustice?
Pray tell.
Just another idiot.
Yeah, the difference is other people keep dying for Hillary’s sins. /rimshot>
Try the pork, I’ll be here all week.
And don’t forget to service your tipper.
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