Skip to comments.13 out-of-office replies to use when joining the Women's Strike
Posted on 03/07/2017 3:51:35 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
On Wednesday, women from across the United States and beyond will participate in a historic strike, protesting on behalf of all the marginalized groups currently threatened by the Trump administration. The strike offers a unique opportunity for women-identified people to potentially disrupt the flow of capitalism, if only for a day, and share a powerful message of dissent.
It'll also allow strikers to send delightfully righteous messages to their coworkers that they'll have no choice but to accept. If you're planning to take the day off on Wednesday, here's a list of out-of-office replies you can send to everyone on staff, letting them know just how historic this moment is and/or just how clever you are....
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Does this mean the male cooks will be staffing tables at Hooters? Oh no. The obligatory Hooters-feminist photo can be placed at any time.
Yep. I foresee a bunch of “I will be out of my office after Wednesday as I search for new employment.”
“A woman identified person? WTH?”
It goes like this: “I’m half female, on my mother’s side.”
I have used that line before. Stole it and filed the serial numbers off decades ago. I’m sure it will come in handy again in the near future. :)
It's been so long since happened across FNC, that it reinforced my intentional avoidance of cable news in general. Faulkner's now on my "change channel now to stop losing IQ points" list.
Remember those AOL install disks that would pop up everywhere? Originally they were 3.5" floppies, then later, CD's.
Somebody suggested that they could end world hunger by making them out of something edible.
Missing this day will really help their career advancement.
Hack in to ther vociemail.
I’m not here because I am on the rag bad.
Not here because i am participating in Be a Bitch day today.
Not here today because i jus cant find anything to wear..!
Not here because i am trapped in the bathroom because theres a big spider blocking the door and my husband wouldnt kill it for me....
May the alien workforce be with you.
Here’s a 14th message: ‘Im sorry, but I’ll be out of the workplace on Wednesday. If you need me, I’ll be at the local unemployment office on Thursday, trying to sell if I can get unemployment for being a stupid beetch. Thank you.’
I Vacuum, change diapers, cook, clean up pet poop (aka liberals), do laundry and so does the deplorable wife and kids..
It would be funny if MonsVenus (a famous strip club in Tampa) is closed because of the strike. Joe Redner, the owner, is a liberal, but not a kooky lib.
That would be good news, I will check another tomorrow. These people are idiots.
Why would they want to get into bed with these people:
“Platform of the Women’s Strike calls for Decolonization of Israel.”
My dumb lib friend called me up the other day ( She has no idea that I am a conservative )
Libtard Friend: Hey Grace, there is a boycott on march 8th, make sure you don’t buy anything.
Me: Okay I will make a note of it on my phone...
( Opens up the calendar and makes a note on march 8th: “Make sure you buy something on March 8th” )
Me: thanks for the reminder...
Libtard friend: We gotta do the boycott March against Trump
Me: Talk to you later
(hangs up phone )
Me: ( To Myself ) what a Dumb F***ing moron...
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