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13 out-of-office replies to use when joining the Women's Strike
AOL News ^ | March 7, 2017

Posted on 03/07/2017 3:51:35 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet

On Wednesday, women from across the United States and beyond will participate in a historic strike, protesting on behalf of all the marginalized groups currently threatened by the Trump administration. The strike offers a unique opportunity for women-identified people to potentially disrupt the flow of capitalism, if only for a day, and share a powerful message of dissent.

It'll also allow strikers to send delightfully righteous messages to their coworkers that they'll have no choice but to accept. If you're planning to take the day off on Wednesday, here's a list of out-of-office replies you can send to everyone on staff, letting them know just how historic this moment is and/or just how clever you are....

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Politics
KEYWORDS: feminism; protests; socialjustice; women
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Does this mean the male cooks will be staffing tables at Hooters? Oh no. The obligatory Hooters-feminist photo can be placed at any time.


61 posted on 03/07/2017 5:28:26 PM PST by ConservativeStatement (What difference does it make? A big difference!)
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To: TigersEye

62 posted on 03/07/2017 5:34:20 PM PST by txhurl
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To: Post5203

+1


63 posted on 03/07/2017 5:36:04 PM PST by SaveFerris (Hebrews 13:2 Do not forget to entertain strangers, for ... some have unwittingly entertained angels)
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To: txhurl

LOL


64 posted on 03/07/2017 5:37:36 PM PST by TigersEye (We all have a stake in MAGA! We all need to contribute our efforts.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Yep. I foresee a bunch of “I will be out of my office after Wednesday as I search for new employment.”


65 posted on 03/07/2017 5:39:23 PM PST by Old Student (As I watch the balkanization of our nation I realize that Robert A. Heinlein was a prophet.)
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To: jazminerose

“A ‘woman identified person’? WTH?”

It goes like this: “I’m half female, on my mother’s side.”

I have used that line before. Stole it and filed the serial numbers off decades ago. I’m sure it will come in handy again in the near future. :)


66 posted on 03/07/2017 5:41:32 PM PST by Old Student (As I watch the balkanization of our nation I realize that Robert A. Heinlein was a prophet.)
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To: TigersEye

67 posted on 03/07/2017 5:42:57 PM PST by txhurl
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To: I want the USA back
I caught part of FNC today, and Harris Faulkner was babbling on about how she doesn't comment on strikes/demonstrations, and "gee, what about the people that can't afford to go join the illegal alien not going to work day, social justice, blah blah blah."

It's been so long since happened across FNC, that it reinforced my intentional avoidance of cable news in general. Faulkner's now on my "change channel now to stop losing IQ points" list.

68 posted on 03/07/2017 5:46:32 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: redfreedom
I remember when AOL membership was packaged with new Win 95 & maybe Win 98 computers....

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Somebody suggested that they could end world hunger by making them out of something edible.

69 posted on 03/07/2017 5:47:20 PM PST by thulldud
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To: Post5203

:)

Missing this day will really help their career advancement.


70 posted on 03/07/2017 5:48:25 PM PST by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Hack in to ther vociemail.

I’m not here because I am on the rag bad.

Not here because i am participating in Be a Bitch day today.

Not here today because i jus cant find anything to wear..!

Not here because i am trapped in the bathroom because theres a big spider blocking the door and my husband wouldnt kill it for me....


71 posted on 03/07/2017 5:51:08 PM PST by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: txhurl

May the alien workforce be with you.


72 posted on 03/07/2017 6:10:16 PM PST by TigersEye (We all have a stake in MAGA! We all need to contribute our efforts.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Here’s a 14th message: ‘Im sorry, but I’ll be out of the workplace on Wednesday. If you need me, I’ll be at the local unemployment office on Thursday, trying to sell if I can get unemployment for being a stupid beetch. Thank you.’


73 posted on 03/07/2017 7:26:15 PM PST by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is DEPLORABLE :-)l)
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To: poconopundit

I Vacuum, change diapers, cook, clean up pet poop (aka liberals), do laundry and so does the deplorable wife and kids..


74 posted on 03/07/2017 7:36:11 PM PST by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is DEPLORABLE :-)l)
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To: TigersEye

It would be funny if MonsVenus (a famous strip club in Tampa) is closed because of the strike. Joe Redner, the owner, is a liberal, but not a kooky lib.


75 posted on 03/07/2017 7:43:23 PM PST by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is DEPLORABLE :-)l)
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To: MrEdd
I think I still have a few at my parents house...In storage... 😀
76 posted on 03/07/2017 7:48:53 PM PST by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is DEPLORABLE :-)l)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

That would be good news, I will check another tomorrow. These people are idiots.

Why would they want to get into bed with these people:

“Platform of the Women’s Strike calls for Decolonization of Israel.”
https://www.algemeiner.com/2017/03/07/platform-of-wednesdays-international-womens-strike-calls-for-decolonization-of-palestine/


77 posted on 03/07/2017 9:14:02 PM PST by dalight
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

78 posted on 03/07/2017 11:08:08 PM PST by GraceG (Only a fool works hard in an environment where hard work is not appreciated...)
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To: txhurl

79 posted on 03/07/2017 11:08:34 PM PST by GraceG (Only a fool works hard in an environment where hard work is not appreciated...)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

My dumb lib friend called me up the other day ( She has no idea that I am a conservative )

Libtard Friend: Hey Grace, there is a boycott on march 8th, make sure you don’t buy anything.

Me: Okay I will make a note of it on my phone...

( Opens up the calendar and makes a note on march 8th: “Make sure you buy something on March 8th” )

Me: thanks for the reminder...

Libtard friend: We gotta do the boycott March against Trump

Me: Talk to you later

(hangs up phone )

Me: ( To Myself ) what a Dumb F***ing moron...

True Story


80 posted on 03/07/2017 11:09:59 PM PST by GraceG (Only a fool works hard in an environment where hard work is not appreciated...)
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