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DUmmie FUnnies 02-02-17 (" Anyone else having a mental health crisis over this administration?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 2, 2017 | DUmmies & PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/02/2017 9:59:04 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies are going out of their minds (actually they have already achieved that state) and they are blaming Donald Trump for their mental imbalance. This is actually one of the FUnniest threads ever as you can tell just by its title: Anyone else having a mental health crisis over this administration? In fact it is so funny that rather than my usual pontifications, let's go right to it. As usual the crazed rants of the mentally disabled DUmmies are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, guiding your way through DUmmieland with a butterfly net, is in the [brackets]:

Anyone else having a mental health crisis over this administration?

[Would you like a coupon for Happy Times FUnny Farm?]

I've gotta admit, a big part of why I so desperately wanted Hillary to win was because I knew I wasn't mentally healthy enough for the level of persistent resistance that is required of us now. I was barely holding it together with anxiety and depression under Obama's presidency when life was "easy," and now every day is a constant battle just to keep the country's collective head above water. Not that I thought Hillary's presidency would be perfect, and I could just lay back knowing everything was puppies and rainbows in my government, but I could trust her to use good judgment and protect my and my fellow citizens' freedoms to her fullest potential.

[Please keep your head out of plastic laundry bags on Election Night 2018.]

I don't know what to do. I'm not just upset and angry; that would be normal. I feel like my entire body is shutting down. I can hardly think straight. I'm having nonstop migraines. I sleep through my alarm because I don't have the strength to force myself to get out of bed when I need to anymore. I tried going to a therapist last year post-election, and she dismissed my concerns as pretty trivial (I can't try finding another one now before anyone suggests it b/c mental health costs are higher under my new insurance plan that went into effect the beginning of this year). No one understands how much this election meant to me. It seems like it was "just an election" to everyone, including that therapist I went to, so there's no point trying even to talk to people about how it's affecting me. If anything, the second the election comes up, family and friends jump on an opportunity to tell me how terrible of a candidate Hillary was and how naive I was for supporting her, and I'm just thinking, "You have no idea how much her campaign meant to me, and you're shitting on one of the few things that gave me hope the past year to my face. Thanks."

[So you can't afford mental health costs because of Obamacare and you're all depressed about President Trump?]

I feel guilty every time I don't participate in a protest or don't read up on some new disastrous news story. Yet I feel like I can't participate in everything or even a lot of resistance efforts without literally dying. I felt like I was dying in the parking lot before I marched the day after the inauguration. I dunno, I just really feel like I won't survive fighting this shit for four years. I want to do my part in resisting normalizing, but my body and mind won't stop fighting against me. I knew this would happen if he won.

[If you somehow survive the next four years, you can look forward to doing it all over again for President Trump's SECOND term. And now to your fellow depressed DUmmies...]

Nah, i was already there.

[DUmmie CentralMass is certifiably insane and he's got the papers to prove it.]

I truly believe that we are all in mortal danger, but I am not going to let Trump take over my life.

[That's going to be tough since he has already taken over what's left of your mind.]

I wake up each morning and the first thing is a jolt and anxious thought of what he might have done during my sleep. Can't sleep at night now.

[Would you like melatonin pills? I got like a 10 year supply FREE via coupons and I rarely use them. Less so now that we have President Trump.]

I'm back in therapy myself and it is a lifeline during these dark days. Sounds like the therapist you saw is a tool. I'm sorry! This was more than election and anybody who doesn't see that is not entitled to your trust, money or time. Please dont give up. There are some good mental health providers out there. Our lives have been turned upside down. This is awful. That fact bears respect.

[Did your therapist give you a leather strap to bite down on during your Rubber Room visits?]

I am seeing a psychiatrist myself and he told me his other patients were also all talking about the negative health effects they have from the outcome of the election...and are still having problems after the inaugural and the disastrous first week of Trump's regime.

[Lemmings Cliff for you before the year is through.]

A lot of people were grieving right after the election and a lot of them are doing much better now. But grieving is a very personal experience and we all move through it at our own speed.

[Skinner was grieving over the loss of all that Clinton Cash.]

I'm looking for a local support group and if I can't find one, I may start one.

[DUmmies Unhinged by Trump.]

Hillary worked her ass of***f while that arrogant, lazy f*** got to waltz in to the White House with zero effort.

[And spending HALF the money!]

My boyfriend suggested I see a psychiatrist..... I've apparently crossed the line from depression to full on psychosis..... and that's a lot to take from a man who is diagnosed with schizophrenia, though my red eyes, swollen throat, and bruised knuckles tell me he may be right. I haven't been ME since November, and it seems to be getting worse. I could just not watch the news, or listen to NPR, and delete all my apps, but what would life be? Blissful ignorance? I just can't. So instead I'm addicted to a masochistic lifestyle

[You're a masochist so if your boyfriend is a sadist it should be a dream relationship.]

I am wrecked and ruined. I have moments or maybe a few hours when I'm not, but overall, I can't imagine that my psyche or inner self or whatever will ever be able to breathe again until this unending serious of smacks upside my head STOP. Just STOP.

...I am angry one moment, cross-eyed exhausted the next, then I'm on fire, then I'm homicidal, then I can't believe what just happened, then I am so deeply moved by the beauty and splendor that The People manifest, both here and across the planet...rinse, repeat, ad infinitum.

[Or ad lithium. Repeat over and over and over again until you see the rabid foam start to dry up.]

So much is wrong. I'm going to find a doctor who prescribes ketamine. I've tried just about everything else. It is worth trying something new at this point. So depressed. Damn. I hope you feel better soon. I hope we all feel better. Damn.

[I looked up ketamine on Wikipedia and found this: " It induces a trance-like state while providing pain relief, sedation, and memory loss."]

I do have to suppress my urge to kill on an hourly basis... Because the voices in my head tell me that everyone is guilty, so everyone should pay the penalty

[DUmmie Blue Tires is definitely a candidate for the No Fly list.]

I am already experiencing burnout. Moreover, I suffer from anxiety and trauma and Trump's deliberate encouragement of the far right has me feeling anxious a lot. What's more, it's really an assault on anyone who has been the victim of far right crimes or hate or discrimination. Trump is flipping the bird at a lot of hurt people. Surely he knows how many hateful people support him.

[Perhaps you should put an ad seeking a Safe Space rental on CraigsList.]

A hand full of Xanax washed down with a little whiskey and it all seems okay again.............thud!!!

[Maker's Mark?]

Also I have to spend 8 hours everyday with coworkers who voted for Trump, and they aren't regretting their votes yet. I hate that I have to be anywhere near them.

[Xanax and whiskey at your next office party?]

I have anxiety and depression - have since I was a teenager. I have been toying with the idea of going back to my psychiatrist and therapist, because it's bad since this horror story started to unfold in November, but I'm worried that I'll get the same reaction that you're relating. I don't care for being dismissed - especially by professionals who should be able to understand that this is affecting people like us badly.

[Xanax and whiskey is cheaper than a shrink.]


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To: PJ-Comix

Therapist = The rapist


41 posted on 02/02/2017 11:10:33 AM PST by Paradox ("Wishing for a tautology to enact itself is not a strategy.")
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To: PJ-Comix

Here’s my take on this whole thing, like you’ve been awaiting my words of wisdom forever.....

My father has recently discovered people like this and did not realize just how irrational, nonsensical and wrong they could be and would never be open to suggestion to the fact that they could be mistaken.

There’s absolutely no discussion you can have with mentally unstable or ill people that can convince them they are unstable or ill. We all know this. I summed it up like this; you cannot expect irrational people to behave in a rational matter. To expect otherwise is a fools folly.

If nothing else people like this are just so much fun to bait and make melt down. I almost wish I were in college these days because there would be a trail of tears left in my wake.


42 posted on 02/02/2017 11:10:44 AM PST by PittsburghAfterDark (The American media: We do what the Soviet media did without the guns to our head.)
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To: All

It is sad that these are Americans. The left hijacked 90% of the institutions that disseminate information in the US and this is the result. We better keep an eye on the one who admitted to being homicidal.


43 posted on 02/02/2017 11:14:29 AM PST by gibsonguy
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To: SandyInSeattle
I’m concerned about the author. This person needs a meds adjustment or perhaps some inpatient treatment.

Which author? It sounds like the whole bunch of them are completely unhinged... and probably a danger to everyone around them.

44 posted on 02/02/2017 11:15:40 AM PST by Cementjungle
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To: PJ-Comix
[So you can't afford mental health costs because of Obamacare and you're all depressed about President Trump?]

Ahhhh....now it's Trump's fault! GW is off the hook!

45 posted on 02/02/2017 11:21:07 AM PST by luvie (Elections have consequences.....bho. Yep...and WE won this one! HA! HA!)
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To: GraceG
People i know who are leftists are in pure meltdown,

What sucks is when its your entire family; parents, siblings (very large family at that). I can barely go down to their part of town to visit, they have the TV on MSNBC all the time. I have stopped trying to convince them of anything years ago.

46 posted on 02/02/2017 11:23:08 AM PST by Paradox ("Wishing for a tautology to enact itself is not a strategy.")
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To: Cementjungle

The original poster... although she does appear to have a lot of company.


47 posted on 02/02/2017 11:23:33 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (SandyInPeoria just doesn't sound right... yet here I am.)
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To: txrefugee

Then may I suggest electro-shock therapy? Yes, we can easily drive those nasty Trump demons from within your empty skulls-just give us 8-10 simple, painless treatments and you’ll be utterly amazed(and so will your friends, families and co-workers!)


48 posted on 02/02/2017 11:29:07 AM PST by snuffy smiff (Blessed be the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle...)
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To: Trillian
They’re always on some kind of drug and whining about their lives.

I consulted in academia - the belly of the beast - for about 5 minutes.

I expected pot/illegal drugs. College? Pot? yeah, that wasn't a surprise.

What *did* surprise me, though, was the sheer amount of *prescription* drugs that were taken by the staff and faculty. Everyone was gobbling either happy pills, or pain pills, by the double handful. I was the oddball, in that I didn't take *something* that was prescribed by a doctor....

Needless to say, I never got in a car with anyone there. Ever seen anyone speeding on enough amphetamines to kill a horse, then taking the edge off with downers? "Unstable" isn't a strong enough word. I'm amazed that many of them could arrive at work in one piece, and then get home.

'Tis why none of the current protests, or this thread in particular, shock me. These liberals are unstable in an unmedicated state, when over-medicated, they're dangerously unbalanced.

49 posted on 02/02/2017 11:29:30 AM PST by wbill
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To: PJ-Comix

The Snowflakes are melting!


50 posted on 02/02/2017 11:37:14 AM PST by Chgogal (A woman who votes for Hillary is voting with her vagina and not her brain.)
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To: PittsburghAfterDark

Y’know, I know that Conservatives are supposed to have a reputation as being ‘tough as nails ‘. Despite that, I have a (possibly mistaken) soft spot for people who are in desperate need of help...like these DUmmies.

I was discussing it this morning with my wife. “ What can be done to help these people? “ Neither one of us was able to come up with an answer. How do you help people who are so far gone in their thinking that it seems that a
nothing you try would work?

What is the answer?
Deportation?
Permanent hospitalization?
Mass euthanasia?

(I suspect the only thing that WILL work is a relationship with Jesus Christ, but your garden-variety DUmmy wants nothing to do with “the invisible sky fairy” , as they so quaintly put it.)


51 posted on 02/02/2017 11:37:25 AM PST by hoagy62 ("It's not the whole world gone mad. Just the people in it.")
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To: PJ-Comix

Terence McKenna tried every drug known to man and was a true expert and he had one piece of advice he told anyone who would listen-—never never never take Ketamine. :-)


52 posted on 02/02/2017 11:39:41 AM PST by cgbg (Pedophiles--the siren is wailing--incoming!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I’m guessing at least some of them are faking mental illness to be part of the in crowd.


53 posted on 02/02/2017 11:49:33 AM PST by Salman
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To: GraceG
I had one friend on FB who is a real looney tune. She made some remarks today about President Trump that were not true. I was fed up with her so I tried to set the record straight. I knew what I said would upset her but I did not care. She unfriended me. No great loss. I won't have to read her lies anymore.
54 posted on 02/02/2017 11:57:27 AM PST by MamaB (Heb : 13:2)
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To: buffaloguy; Charles Henrickson
I believe it is entitled “When Prophecy Fails” and it examines what believers do after a prophesy fails to come true. It is quite funny but the demos are following the books description to the letter.

With the Russellites they became Jehovahs Witnesses and then completely forgot they were ever Russellites.

55 posted on 02/02/2017 12:18:46 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

I have an Aldi flyer right here and see a Mama Cozzi cheese pizza on sale for $1.99 but the print is too blurry to tell what size it is. I think Aldi’s pizza is every bit as good as DiGiorno and you can’t beat the price. The 16” Supreme is on sale for $4.99 and the Mega Meat is $5.49. Stopped in today at lunch time and saw a 16” Cheeseburger pizza that looked very tasty!


56 posted on 02/02/2017 12:19:05 PM PST by Sisku Hanne (All you have to do is the next right thing.)
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To: carolinablonde
I can guarantee that Hillary didn't work her ass off. Quite the opposite from the pictures I've seen.

Trump appeared at at least 3 campaign events for every one of hers. Hillary would often be off the campaign trail for days at a time.

57 posted on 02/02/2017 12:21:10 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Sisku Hanne
I have an Aldi flyer right here and see a Mama Cozzi cheese pizza on sale for $1.99 but the print is too blurry to tell what size it is. I think Aldi’s pizza is every bit as good as DiGiorno and you can’t beat the price. The 16” Supreme is on sale for $4.99 and the Mega Meat is $5.49. Stopped in today at lunch time and saw a 16” Cheeseburger pizza that looked very tasty!

I just picked op a Mama Cozzi's Rising Crust 4 Cheese pizza and also a 3 meat pizza. A review I read rated Mama Cozzi BETTER than DiGiorno. One reason according to the review is that Mama Cozzi's is made by Aldi's in Europe (Germany where Aldi's is located) and that Europeans are much fussier about their frozen pizza so that explains the quality.

Tomorrow I am picking up 3 DiGiorno Rising Crust pizzas and will perform a taste test comparison myself on Sunday.

58 posted on 02/02/2017 12:34:54 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: SandyInSeattle

Something tells me it has nothing to do with the election alone.


59 posted on 02/02/2017 12:41:23 PM PST by OLDCU
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To: OLDCU

Something tells me you’re right. We call that a “preexisting condition”.


60 posted on 02/02/2017 12:44:39 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (SandyInPeoria just doesn't sound right... yet here I am.)
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