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Sanders Says American Poor Worse off than Poor Anywhere Else [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 22 Jan 2017 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/22/2017 10:05:20 AM PST by John Semmens

Despite the fact that the living standards of those in poverty in the United States exceed the standards of the middle class in most countries, recent Democratic presidential candidate Senator Bernie Sanders tweeted that "America's record is worse than virtually any other country on Earth."

"A lot of people have been bad-mouthing Venezuela because of shortages of essentials and their high cost," Sanders said. "But the people are united by their equality. No one is allowed to hoard more than his fair share. And say what you will about Stalin's Soviet Union, but there everyone was guaranteed a job. Even political dissidents were given the opportunity to mine for gold and cut timber."

"It's not the absolute quantity of goods and services that determines whether a society is just," Sanders maintained. "It's whether the people can count on their government to stand for social justice. In the United States we clearly can't count on that. Too many people are left free to pursue their own selfish interests. I suspect this will get worse under a Trump Administration. We have elevated a partisan of greed who will ruthlessly discriminate between those willing and able to contribute and those who aren't to lead the nation. I fear dark days lie ahead for those of us who believe in Socialism."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/211125-2017-01-20-semi-news-semi-satire-january-22-2017-edition.htm


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; History; Politics
KEYWORDS: poverty; satire; socialism; tyranny

1 posted on 01/22/2017 10:05:20 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I deal with replacement EBT cards. Some of those people who call will have $1,300 - $1,500 in benefits on that card, benefits that have accumulated over a period of a few months. Those people obviously don’t need these benefits.


2 posted on 01/22/2017 10:13:00 AM PST by Tx Angel
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To: John Semmens

Sanders Says American Poor Worse off than Poor Anywhere Else [semi-satire]>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Yup! They are watching Bernie on 48 inch digital TVs and tracking the hood with cell phones.

They are far worse off than the poor of India.


3 posted on 01/22/2017 10:13:51 AM PST by Candor7 ( Obama fascism article:(http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: John Semmens

Get ready for all the homeless stories.


4 posted on 01/22/2017 10:19:39 AM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: John Semmens

I once went to Liberia. Saw a naked homeless guy. No shopping cart full of stuff.

I’ll bet he would gladly trade places with one of our homeless.


5 posted on 01/22/2017 10:25:26 AM PST by Gamecock
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To: John Semmens

My grand came to visit us from the old country.

Driving from the airport, she saw a pan handler and asked my mom, “Who’s that?”

Mom said, “That’s a beggar.”

Shocked, Grandma responded, “That woman can’t be poor.....She’s Fat!”


6 posted on 01/22/2017 10:41:59 AM PST by PanzerKardinal (Some things are so idiotic only an intellectual would believe it.)
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To: John Semmens

Sorry John, good try, but even Jonathan Swift would fail in trying to satire Bernie. His entire life is a satire.


7 posted on 01/22/2017 10:46:32 AM PST by xkaydet65
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To: John Semmens

Nicely done, John! I am willing to bet that even if Bernie didn’t say these things out loud, he certainly thinks them.


8 posted on 01/22/2017 11:07:51 AM PST by sima_yi ( Reporting live from the far North)
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To: John Semmens

That Sanders guy was a great football coach but who cares about his political ideas?


9 posted on 01/22/2017 12:03:59 PM PST by SaxxonWoods (Ride To The Sound Of The Guns)
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