Posted on 09/26/2016 2:43:32 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
The donut poll at Zishe’s Homemade Bakery in Monsey, New York, is favoring Donald Trump to win the first presidential debate tonight.
Zishe’s, a kosher sweet shop in the Orthodox-dominated village in Rockland County, cooked up batches of jelly donuts with Trump and Hillary Clinton’s names on them to mark the much-anticipated first presidential debate.
“I sold like ten of the Trump and maybe two of the Clinton,” said a woman who answered the phone at Zishe’s.
A picture of the debate display at Zishe’s is circulating on Orthodox WhatsApp groups.
“We just wanted to make a joke,” said the woman, who declined to give her name.
Now, however, she’s got a problem: leftovers.
“I have all the Clinton donuts,” she said.
Just so long as we’re not left with the “Clinton donuts”.
Just scrape Clinton’s name off and change to Trump.
Was the person who bought the 2 donuts named Huma? Would make sense...
She could add a red circle with a diagonal slash on top of the Hillary donuts. They would then sell like hotcakes.
Well, she shouldn’t have made the Clinton ones “drop donuts”.
Besides, they probably had way too much yeast...
Just so long as we’re not left with the “Clinton donuts”.
“She could add a red circle with a diagonal slash on top of the Hillary donuts. They would then sell like hotcakes.”
* For Prison
The stench of the Hillary doughnuts will gag you.
Donuts that smell like bourbon and old lady?
Give them to the homeless. They like free food and deserve it from Zishe’s as they made a HUGE amount of money selling Trump donuts.
Hummer go into a Kosher bakery? She better make sure ISIS was not observing her.
They forced all of the customers buying Trump donuts to buy Hillary donuts because no one wanted them.
When that didn’t work, they added a 200% tax to the Trump donuts to cover the “free” Hillary donuts that no one wanted.
And the donut shop went out of business a couple of months later because no one could afford the Trump donuts and no one wanted the “free” Hillary donuts because they tasted awful.
Orthodox Jews vote Republican..the rest, not so much
I thought the Clinton donuts were preloaded with drugs.
Yeah..cyanide
That’s horrible. Toss the Clinton donuts to the neighborhood dogs.
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