He reminds my of Andy Roony from CBS 60 minutes. That goofy vacant stare combined with a self-satisfied grimace. Absurdly thin lips that would look gorgeous on a snake. The nose looks like it was flattened at a young age and never repaired. The wild unkempt hair reminds me of those crazy old men with white hair roaming city parks in tattered filthy clothes in New York and screaming at imaginary enemies, and the hair styling would make Everett Dirksen looked groomed. And the glasses — they look like something left over from the Civil War. We are spared any details about his eyebrows because the glasses are so oversized they cover them up, but I suspect that they would make Leonid Brezhnev’s forested eyebrows look trim.
Garrison and public tv made fun of on The Simpsons.Voice by Harry Shearer
He's trying his best to fool you as he gets older:
I think even the late Andy Rooney would claim beauty after seeing Keillor these days.
Aqualung (Jethro Tull):
Sitting on the park bench --
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot is running down his nose --
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Aqualung
Drying in the cold sun --
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Aqualung
Feeling like a dead duck --
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
Whoa, aqualung
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