Posted on 08/22/2016 5:29:21 PM PDT by rickmichaels
Donald leans over and, with a smile on his face, says: “Do you think the media were too hard on you about that scandal?”
Hillary: “You mean my lying about Benghazi?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the massive voter fraud?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Using my secret private server with classified material to hide my activities?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiring cronies, and taking bribes from foreign countries?"
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean the drones being operated in our own country without the benefit of the law?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity deals?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Turning Libya into chaos?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Turning our backs on Israel?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “The joke Iran Nuke deal?”
Trump: “No the other one:”
Hillary: “Leaving Iraq in chaos?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance executives?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The NSA monitoring citizens’?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “Threats to all of Bill’s former mistresses to keep them quiet?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”
Hillary: “I give up!!! … Oh wait, I think I’ve got it!!! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and china when Bill left office?”
Trump: “THAT’S IT!!! I almost forgot about that one!!!”
Awesome rendition.
Can someone re-post the joke about Trump and Clinton in a bakery where she puts three items in her pocket to steal and Trump then cleverly exposes her.
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[Can someone re-post the joke about Trump and Clinton in a bakery]
Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail
As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them
in her pocket.
She says to Donald, “See how clever I am?
The owner didn’t see anything and I don’t even need to lie.”
I will definitely win the election.
The Donald says to Hillary, “That’s the typical dishonesty you have displayed
throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit.
I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result.”
Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, “Give me a pastry and I will show
you a magic trick.”
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry.
Trump swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one.
Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, “What
did you do with the pastries?”
Trump replies, “Look in Hillary’s pocket”...
Did we get all of them? 8<)
Yeah!
That’s the one, thanks.
Impeccable delivery.
A reporter asked Trump “I understand it cost $50,000 to attent Trump University, why was it so expensive”?
Trump replied: “Because I agreed to hire Hillary Clinton to speak at the graduation ceremony”.
So, I was walking through Chicago and I saw that there was a “Muslim Book Store.” I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in.
As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me.
I imagine I didn’t look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump’s book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?”
The clerk said, “F**k off, get out and stay out!”
I said, “Yes, that’s the one. Do you have it in paperback?”
Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail
As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket.
She says to Donald, “See how clever I am?
The owner didn’t see anything and I don’t even need to lie.”
I will definitely win the election.
The Donald says to Hillary, “That’s the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result.”
Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, “Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick.”
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry.
Trump swallows it and asks for another one.
The owner gives him another one.
Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, “What did you do with the pastries?”
Trump replies, “Look in Hillary’s pocket”...
Thread is a keeper
...Hillary says, “you’re paying.”
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Hillary had a little Drama,Sung to the tune of "Mary Had A Little Lamb"
A little Drama, a lot of Drama,
And everywhere that Hillary went,
The Drama was sure to follow.
And since Trump doesn’t drink, Hillary was drinking for both of them.
Leni
Too funny :)
Already did.
made me laugh.
Ok, now, I just LOVE that joke!
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