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To: marktwain

All you need to defeat a bear is a pair of running shoes and a slow buddy!


30 posted on 08/18/2016 5:49:42 AM PDT by 2nd Amendment (Proud member of the 48% . . giver not a taker)
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To: 2nd Amendment

Funniest ad recently was the two Masai tribesmen accosted by a lion. One slowly reaches into his kitbag & dons his Adidas shoes. The other asks,

“Do you think you can outrun the lion in those?”

“No. Only you.”

;^)


34 posted on 08/18/2016 5:54:49 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
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