Posted on 05/23/2016 2:19:13 PM PDT by PROCON
Maybe the kits would be more acceptable to the left if Lego devised a Political Re-education Center playset. It could have Lego barbed wire and guard towers. The guards would have little Kalishnikovs and RPKs. They could have quarries for the prisoners - I mean, imperialist pig dogs-to learn the proper value of labor.
The kit could also have removable shoes and tiny replica Lego blocks so the guard could force the imperialists to walk on them to simulate torture.
Maybe we could convince Leggo to build “adult toy” kits. Kits with weapons included. Have to be 21 to buy them, and all. NOT to be confused with certain other “adult toy”s. My Leggo X-Wing would look pretty stupid without the laser cannons and Luke’s lightsaber. (or are they Ion cannons?)
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