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Transgender woman sues government to force installation of urinals in womens bathrooms (Satire)
American Irony ^ | 4-20-16 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 04/20/2016 10:46:37 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon

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Citing "genitalia discrimination," a transgender woman is suing the government to write regulation requiring the installation of urinals in women's bathrooms.

"I want to have the right to use the bathroom for the gender I identify with," said the woman who asked to go by the name Venus.

"It's really very simple. I may or may not go through with the operation. If I choose not to I shouldn't have to spent the rest of my life feeling like bathrooms can't be a safe space for me because I have to sit down when I could just whip it out and then be on my way."

Addressing concerns that it might make other women uncomfortable Venus continued, "Do handicapped parking spaces make them feel uncomfortable too? Sure, we all want the closer spot, but they have special circumstances that call on us to make their lives easier. I'm just saying some transgender women should have the same consideration. It wouldn't be that hard, just take out the tampon dispenser and put one there"

When asked why she couldn't just urinate while standing in one of the stalls Venus replied, "That's the type of transphobic bull***t I've been fighting against my entire life. If you got it, flaunt it. Don't put it in a cage, and don't make it wait in line at the club with all the other ladies waiting to use a stall. I just want to get in and out, because time is money and my drinks don't buy themselves. Drunk, imperceptive men do."

Attorneys for Transgender Humans United for Gender Silliness (THUGS) has taken on Venus's case pro bono. A source from the government speaking under condition of anonymity said the government would be willing to make the accommodation if there could be accompanying regulation that required one stall in the mens room to be for sitting only.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bathrooms; genderiddisorder; homosexualagenda; lawsuit; satire; transgender; unisex
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1 posted on 04/20/2016 10:46:37 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

Bathrooms need to be labeled by hardware. Forget the 57 genders.


2 posted on 04/20/2016 10:48:17 AM PDT by Paladin2 (Live Free or Die.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Fine. I’m going to sue to have couches installed in the Men’s rooms.


3 posted on 04/20/2016 10:48:23 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Take this “woman” around back and beat the shi...er...Obamastuff out of it.

Bet it will not do this again.


4 posted on 04/20/2016 10:49:27 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: Yo-Yo

along with tampon machines?


5 posted on 04/20/2016 10:50:03 AM PDT by silverleaf (Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
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To: The Looking Spoon; All

Some perv will sue to have the doors removed from the stalls...You’re not entitled to your privacy.


6 posted on 04/20/2016 10:50:07 AM PDT by areukiddingme1 (areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.))
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To: The Looking Spoon

Its getting harder and harder to tell what is satire.


7 posted on 04/20/2016 10:50:17 AM PDT by reaganaut (Bible Scholars, Theologians and Evangelicals for Trump)
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To: The Looking Spoon
This is nuts.

Pun intended.

-PJ

8 posted on 04/20/2016 10:50:32 AM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

[[I may or may not go through with the operation. If I choose not to I shouldn’t have to spent the rest of my life feeling like bathrooms can’t be a safe space for me]]

Yes- 99% of America should feel unsafe instead of you- ACTUAL women and Little girls should not have to go through life feeling unsafe because MEN are using their bathroom at the same time!


9 posted on 04/20/2016 10:50:43 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: silverleaf

Right next to the condom dispenser.


10 posted on 04/20/2016 10:51:36 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: The Looking Spoon

What are you looking at?!

11 posted on 04/20/2016 10:52:07 AM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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To: reaganaut

I fear one day this story wont be...


12 posted on 04/20/2016 10:52:13 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

Just think of the interesting Yoga positions the women...real ones...might strike.


13 posted on 04/20/2016 10:52:29 AM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast
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To: The Looking Spoon

The freaks now run the circus. And the band played on......


14 posted on 04/20/2016 10:53:09 AM PDT by Kudsman
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To: The Looking Spoon

Soon there while just be one set of restorooms, Sign on the door will say “Theirs”


15 posted on 04/20/2016 10:54:32 AM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: The Looking Spoon

ROFL! Perfect!


16 posted on 04/20/2016 10:54:35 AM PDT by CodeToad (Islam should be banned and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
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To: Yo-Yo

LMAO!! What is up with that? My first job out of college I was walking down the hallway when a woman came out of the women’s room. As the door opened, I saw a couch. Have wondered about that ever since.


17 posted on 04/20/2016 10:55:33 AM PDT by Scutter
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To: The Looking Spoon
Transgender woman sues government to force installation of urinals in womens bathrooms

A friend of mine told me about this quip.

"Only a bigot would complain about the sight of another woman's penis. "

This is where we are heading.

18 posted on 04/20/2016 10:57:13 AM PDT by DiogenesLamp ("of parents owing allegiance to no other sovereignty.")
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To: The Looking Spoon

Coming soon to be a public beach bathhouse near you.


19 posted on 04/20/2016 10:57:23 AM PDT by Kudsman
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To: The Looking Spoon

Does he have a urinal at home, or does he just use the toilet like the vast majority of men do in their own homes?

Why insist that the world make special accommodations just for him?

Until he has the operation, he is still a he. Even after he has an operation, he will still have a Y chromosome, thus still being a man.

What a weird world has the liberal elite created?


20 posted on 04/20/2016 10:57:29 AM PDT by Yulee (Village of Albion)
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