Posted on 04/13/2016 1:05:35 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
As the national debate whether people should be allowed to use bathrooms according to their chosen gender identity continues to swell one transgender woman makes a revolutionary, and costly proposal to settle the argument.
Charlie Shimpner, former chair of Transgender Humans United for Gender Silliness (THUGS) was excommunicated from the LGBTQ community after a writing a Facebook post suggesting the transgender community should accept the creation of alternative bathrooms for "transgender-Americans."
The post went viral in a matter of hours and ignited a petition on Change.org for Facebook to create a "remove from Facebook button.'
Said Shimper, "I thought long and hard about this issue and came to the conclusion that if gender isn't binary then the bathrooms don't have to be either. A lot of members of the LGBTQRSTUV community claim that asking them to use their own bathroom is discrimination, but thanks to us Facebook offers 58 different ways to state your gender, it seems to me we already discriminate and dissect our own identity down to the nth degree among ourselves. So it isn't all that unreasonable that we should have our own bathroom to reflect that."
When asked what it means to be excommunicated from "the community" Shimpner explained, "I am now forbidden to attend pride rallies of any kind, and I have to wear a patch with a scarlet 'T' embroidered on it standing for 'transphobic,' which carries a stigma in the community that is not much different from that of a sex offender. The only way I'll be allowed back in at this point is to perform an act of penance that consists of either detonating a glitter bomb on 25 straight people, maiming 3 Christian pastors, or hitting on a Muslim man and then preventing him from honor killing himself."
"The way things are going I may just stick with excommunication," concluded Shimpner, with a dejected tone.
Homosexual supremacists don’t mind it when Muslims murder homosexuals.
They just go nuts when you tell them that men dressed as women can’t use public dressing rooms with little girls.
The agenda! The agenda! The agenda!
Ah,the loathsomeness is strong in this group.
Personally I think all this “who is using what bathroom” nonsense is just more divide and conquer garbage from the globalists to ensure we all keep chasing our tails over nothing while they horde and ship away our national treasure with their destructive policies while we stand around fighting over the scraps.
In 34 years I’ve never experienced, known anyone who experienced, or even heard a story about anyone in the government or law enforcement caring at all about patrolling bathrooms. This seems to me to be an entirely manufactured non-issue to get people fighting over a problem that doesn’t exist. It gets hordes of conservatives all riled up thinking armies of he-shes are beating down the bathroom doors trying to get at their children, and hordes of libs getting all riled up reading the first half of this sentence and grasping for their fainting couches.
The country has real problems. This doesn’t seem like one of them.
How about a Transgender bathroom for those with a weewee, and those without?
I find it disgusting that homos, fags, trans, lezs, and other perverts are so infatuated with human fecal disposal rooms and methods.
New initials. I think I’ll stick with LGBTOMGWTFBBQ.
As a member of the WMWP community I am getting more then tired of the LBGQTPWXYZ community.
LGBT community is a bunch of bigots!
And you know what that will do? Businesses will get rid of all their bathrooms.
Their will be no place to do you business except in the streets.
Butt of course, Hitlary will always have her own special stall that she will not have to share with anyone else.
Gender is binary. That’s his trouble spot right there. Mutational exceptions proving the rule.
One may not like their gender, but it is one or the other.
“Excommunicated”? So, it IS a religion. Thought so.
Satire should not be so close to reality.
LOL
There’s a larger picture here. This may seem insignificant, but it’s not. The nutshell version of it is this: every inch of truth that is given up is an inch closer to a world where right and wrong is determined whatever peoples whims are.
Civilization cannot functionally survive that sort of paradigm.
How about a designated Porta-Potti?
When you go to Walmart, they have family bathrooms. It would seem to make sense to put in “Family” bathrooms in all these places and I will bet quite a number of transgenders, for whatever reasons, would use those.
Is this a satire, or the truth of the LGBTWTF crowd?
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