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Is Biden the great white (haired) hope for Democrats?
American Irony ^ | 9-23-15 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 09/23/2015 3:54:53 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon

biden-obi-wan-parody

Look, nobody but nobody loses elections more needlessly than the Republican Party. 2012 should've been a slam dunk...but I've learned to take nothing for granted.

But 1 in 4 Democrats now want Biden to be the next president...I wouldn't be all the psyched to be a Democrat right now.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: 2016; biden; democrats; parody

1 posted on 09/23/2015 3:54:53 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

Dr. Carson does brain surgery, Dlow Joe has it done to him.


2 posted on 09/23/2015 3:56:31 PM PDT by Paladin2 (u)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Dr. Carson does brain surgery, Slow Joe has it done to him.


3 posted on 09/23/2015 3:57:09 PM PDT by Paladin2 (u)
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To: The Looking Spoon

White plugs from his nether regions


4 posted on 09/23/2015 3:57:53 PM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Is Biden the Great White DOPE for the liberal party?

Looks like it, unless Jebby or Carly move over to their side....


5 posted on 09/23/2015 3:58:56 PM PDT by HarleyLady27
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To: The Looking Spoon

The real plus for the Democrats with Biden is that they don’t have to worry about any e-mails.

He thinks keyboards are alphabet soup and eats them.


6 posted on 09/23/2015 3:59:01 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: HarleyLady27

Biden should have a séance,maybe he can make contact with his brain.


7 posted on 09/23/2015 4:02:57 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: HarleyLady27
Looks like it, unless Jebby or Carly move over to their side....

Were you around for 2000-2008?

No way are the Democrats going to nominate a Bush.

Strange as it may sound, they actually hate the Bushes more than anybody here does.

And a party that went with Obama twice and is almost half for Sanders isn't going to have anything to do with Carly.

8 posted on 09/23/2015 4:03:53 PM PDT by x
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To: blueunicorn6

LOL!


9 posted on 09/23/2015 4:44:31 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

How can the left pull off an old white guy being the cool, hip, rich-old-white-guys-hate-you, candidate?
Hmm... people are dumb enough and hate enough to believe it.


10 posted on 09/23/2015 5:12:41 PM PDT by vpintheak (Man up and bring it politicians!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Old white male - how the ‘rats have fallen....


11 posted on 09/23/2015 6:24:25 PM PDT by Intolerant in NJ
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To: The Looking Spoon

Jeb Bush is hopeful.

His strategy was based on Hillary getting the D nomination by acclamation allowing the Dems to cross over and elect Bush as the softest target for November.

Now Hillary is limping badly and it looks like the Dems will have to stay home and vote in their own primaries.

HOWEVER....
If Baraq indicts Hillary for emailgate (planning to extort a $100 million POTUS pardon from the CGI later on), the Chicago Mob installs SlowJoe as nominee, and Jeb’s voters magically re-appear as fake Republicans in the primaries.


12 posted on 09/23/2015 6:31:56 PM PDT by nascarnation (C. Edmund Wright says I'm a moron)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Boy, talk about the blind leading the blind.


13 posted on 09/23/2015 8:13:35 PM PDT by huldah1776
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To: The Looking Spoon
Reasons why Biden won't run...
  1. He really hasn't had enough time to grieve about his son. Losing a child is extremely hard on a parent.
  2. He bears the stigma of the existing administration, and even if he wins the Democrat nomination he would go down in defeat in the general election. Who needs that?
  3. He has admitted the economy is a mess, but he hasn't demonstrated that he knows how to fix it. Or the solutions are not something he can advance in his own party.
  4. The slug fest between Hillary, Sanders and himself, is not going to be pretty.
  5. Hillary reportedly has the super delegates locked up. So she really has to self destruct for Biden to win the nomination regardless of the popular vote.

Reasons why Biden might run...

  1. Clearly a lot of democrats want him to.
  2. He can rake in some additional salaries from the campaign. Even though he will lose, he can personally profit.
  3. If Hillary loses her grip on the super-delegates, nominating Biden instead of Sander's may be better for the long-term health of the rat party. Then again, nominating Sanders and losing, might kill the hard left's chances for a few elections.

14 posted on 09/25/2015 9:42:04 AM PDT by DannyTN
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