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Obama To rename "America"
RightWingConservativeNews.com ^
| August 31, 2015
| RightWingConservativeNews.com
Posted on 08/31/2015 2:27:01 PM PDT by Reverend Saltine
The President today announced from aboard Air Force One on his way to a 4 week vacation in sunny Iran By The Sea, that he would take Executive Action “immediately to rename the former America which is a site of significant cultural importance to the original inhabitants, the Iranians. Iran first populated this great country of folks back in 13,000 BM (Before Me.) It is onlly fitting that this land is renamed for its original inhabitants—prior to physically returning it to them, as Michelle and I will be doing in a seaside ceremony with ice cream cones, in Iran where the American people all know life itself began.”
Gongress and the GOP are, of course in total accord with President Barack Obama’s bold, gutsy, politically savvy move. No Republican has said one thing to contravene this brilliant, gutsy, come-back-kid decision. Donald Trump said something or other, but not worthy of reptition herein.
Oddly enough, the George Ramos Communi-tay is protesting the President’s sensible move, demanding that America be renamed for the “original inhabitants, the brilliant, peaceful, ancient Aztec Civilization, which called this land ‘Axat-Ka-Luanna-Mak-ta-Yo kreegah-Tarzan Bundolo,’ which translates as , “Where We Killed Everybody, Ate Their Hearts, And Enslaved Them.”
Likewise the American-Native American-Light Skinned Indian Communi-tay has lodged its protest and wants to rename America, “Oooga Booga Tuan juanisha mau-mau,” which translates as “Where We Killed Everybody, Ate Their Hearts, And Enslaved Them.”
The White House (which is always just Obama, actually) has refused comment, other than, “The American Folks and the Native Iranian Folks unanimously want the former America renamed “Omerica.” Everybody knows that, except for terrorists and criminals who want to keep calling it America. And we…uhhhh…have plans for…uhhhh…dealing with that eventuality.”
SEE IMAGE: “Dance, dance, dance. Whoot! Whoot!”
TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; History; Politics
KEYWORDS: denali; mountmckinley; obamadestroy; obamamckinley; obamarenamey; obamatraitor
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To: Reverend Saltine
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posted on
08/31/2015 2:29:25 PM PDT
by
Regulator
To: Reverend Saltine
America’s first (and hopefully last) Grand Caliph.
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posted on
08/31/2015 2:29:26 PM PDT
by
nascarnation
(Impeach, convict, deport)
To: Reverend Saltine
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posted on
08/31/2015 2:32:02 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.)
To: Reverend Saltine
So how did you get that title to be formatted in actual English?
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posted on
08/31/2015 2:37:21 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(NOW with even more AWESOMENESS)
To: Reverend Saltine
This magic negro is an ass.
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posted on
08/31/2015 2:40:52 PM PDT
by
Joe Boucher
( Obammy is a lie, a mooselimb and pond scum.)
To: Reverend Saltine
Where is all this b.s. crap coming from, and who is trying to spread the garbage all over because they aren’t getting their own way???
Clinton crime family?
obuma and his band of muslims?
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08/31/2015 2:41:34 PM PDT
by
HarleyLady27
("It's the hard working, tax paying citizens of the United States that are suffering...")
To: Reverend Saltine
Iran first populated this great country of folks back in 13,000 BM (Before Me.)Clive Cussler, noted historian, wrote about that.
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08/31/2015 2:43:43 PM PDT
by
Stentor
("The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity.")
To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
This is satire, these are not:
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posted on
08/31/2015 2:43:47 PM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(What do we want? REGIME CHANGE! When do we want it? NOW)
To: Reverend Saltine
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08/31/2015 2:44:00 PM PDT
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Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: Reverend Saltine
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08/31/2015 2:46:23 PM PDT
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subterfuge
(Minneseeota: the laughingstock of the nation - for lots of reasons!)
To: cripplecreek
To: Reverend Saltine
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posted on
08/31/2015 2:49:14 PM PDT
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Political Junkie Too
(If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
To: Reverend Saltine
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08/31/2015 3:04:06 PM PDT
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Slyfox
(If I'm ever accused of being a Christian, I'd like there to be enough evidence to convict me)
To: Reverend Saltine
Gadawahi uyotsvhi unega tsugvwalodi
The Land Ruined By White Privilege
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08/31/2015 3:06:14 PM PDT
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smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: smokingfrog
uhhhh...go ___________ yersef, democrap troll . Luv, Moi
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posted on
08/31/2015 3:15:35 PM PDT
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Reverend Saltine
(Don't say, "the administration," or "the EPA"--say "OBAMA." Give him full credit)
To: Slyfox
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08/31/2015 3:16:16 PM PDT
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Reverend Saltine
(Don't say, "the administration," or "the EPA"--say "OBAMA." Give him full credit)
To: Political Junkie Too
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08/31/2015 3:16:48 PM PDT
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Reverend Saltine
(Don't say, "the administration," or "the EPA"--say "OBAMA." Give him full credit)
To: subterfuge
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08/31/2015 3:17:11 PM PDT
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Reverend Saltine
(Don't say, "the administration," or "the EPA"--say "OBAMA." Give him full credit)
To: Vaquero
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08/31/2015 3:17:43 PM PDT
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Reverend Saltine
(Don't say, "the administration," or "the EPA"--say "OBAMA." Give him full credit)
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