Posted on 07/29/2015 10:14:04 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon
If Piers Morgan isn't the dumbest person on the planet, this tweet puts him in the top two:
A ‘math’ test for you, America: If NOBODY had a gun, how many people would be shot dead? If EVERYBODY had a gun, same question. See? — Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) July 27, 2015
This is one of those questions liberals always think is debate ending, but what really happens is they reveal just how absolutely brain-dead they really are.
Let humour the man for a moment. If "NOBODY" had a gun how many people would be shot?
Well...first off, I don't know what kind of training this Nobody person has or how premeditated their attack would be...really it's impossible to answer that question without more information.
Kidding aside, if Piers meant "NOBODY" as in "no person," well that's easy. If there were absolutely no guns in the country whatsoever then nobody would be shot...with guns. Then, the opportunity would finally present itself for Hawkeye to run for "president" of the Gunless States of America against Green Arrow.
The winner would then have to form an agency to enforce the gun ban. I was thinking a fleet of Bigfoots riding around the country on unicorns. They wouldn't need to arm themselves because the unicorns fire rainbow lasers from their horns.
Then again, wouldn't they be redundant, I mean...there really wouldn't be anymore guns...RIGHT?!?
^ In any case, all off that is WAY more realistic than Morgan's "math" test.
If NOBODY had a gun.............http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=my+name+is+nobody+youtube&qpvt=MY+NAME+IS+NOBODY+YOU+TUBE&FORM=VQFRML#view=detail&mid=7C12281CEFCBE00C775E7C12281CEFCBE00C775E
It is a fact that if you eliminate black crime from statistics our crime rate is very low in the USA.
I think the better come back question would be, “I’ll answer your question if you answer this one, ‘Would murders still be committed?’” As others have already alluded to.
And if nobody had the internet would the pen or the sword be mightier? Is freedom of the press limited to those who own presses? Radio, TV and the internet could never have been envisioned by the framers, after all.
Piers and the Godless left does not get, "endowed by our creator" nor the wisdom of their words.
I've also heard that it is illegal to possess both a Mauser C96 Broomhandle, and the wooden clip-on holster/stock because it then qualities as a rifle with an illegally short barrel.
Well, I suppose if such stupidity soothes the feelings of Liberals...
They can’t keep tones of drugs out how easy would it be to smuggle in guns?
If guns were all gone, there would always be arrows, throwing knives, and crossbows.
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