Posted on 07/25/2015 8:08:21 PM PDT by lbryce
Muslims Are Required To Fulfill Five Demands for Being a Good Muslim, one in Which He Must Visit Mecca
Islam: Haj Pilgrimage incomplete without hot Camel sex
*SNIP*
"If He Had Sexual Intercourse with His Camel would that make his hajj void"
http://www.wikiislam.net/wiki/Islam_and_Bestiality#cite_note-E.L._Masters-8
http://www.barenakedislam.com/2009/06/13/islams-rules-for-having-sex-with-animals/
Islamic Scripture Qur'an In contrast with what secular and non-Islamic religious sources say about bestiality, this is what the Qur'an has That's right - absolutely, positively nothing. Unlike the Qur'an's clear-cut rulings on the morality of homosexuality, Polygamy, rape, and pedophilia, the permissibility of bestiality seems to have been left open to interpretation.
If Islamic teachings were truly opposed to such a practice, then this omission is somewhat surprising when you consider that, historically, bestiality was indigenously accepted in the Middle-East.[13] Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b98_1361749909#owmB1pKCZots2BlM.99 to say on the subject:"
Question:If I Have Sex With My Camel Will That Inviolate My Trip To Mecca?
(Excerpt) Read more at liveleak.com ...
Good News, camel jockeys. Whether is two humps or one, your trip to the holy city of Mecca is 100% kosher, thanks Muhhamad.
Here are the Muslim countries and how they placed in the top five world ranking of various bestiality-related internet search terms:[8] Pig Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Egypt (No. 2) Saudi Arabia (No. 3) Donkey Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Iran (No. 3) Saudi Arabia (No. 4) Dog Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Saudi Arabia (No. 3) Cat Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Iran (No. 2) Egypt (No. 3) Saudi Arabia (No. 4) Horse Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Turkey (No. 3) Cow Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Iran (No. 2) Saudi Arabia (No. 4) Goat Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Animal Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Morocco (No. 2) Iran (No. 4) Egypt (No. 5) Snake Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Malaysia (No. 3) Indonesia (No. 4) Egypt (No. 5) Monkey Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Indonesia (No. 3) Malaysia (No. 4) Bear Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Saudi Arabia (No. 2) Elephant Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Egypt (No. 3) United Arab Emirates (No. 4) Malaysia (No. 5) Fox Sex: Saudi Arabia (No. 1) Turkey (No. 4) Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b98_1361749909#owmB1pKCZots2BlM.99
You really can’t parody these creatures.
Hey, that kangaroo stole my ball!
Caddyshack
Bear Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Saudi Arabia (No. 2)
Oh please can we see some raghead try and have sex with a mama grizzly? Can we please?
I have to go clean the Pepsi off my screen now.
Snake sex??? Good grief.
Camels: yes
Sheep: no
12 year old virgin girls: no
12 tear old boys (virgins or not) : no
Dont forget. They rank high on pedophelia too, following their false “prophet’s” example and teachings.
“Bear Sex”
Well sure. I mean most people don’t do it with clothes on.
/Rosanna Rosanna Danna
Despite internet search results, I am doubtful that penetration of a pig (I will NOT call it “pig sex”) is licit in Islam. Sounds kind of haram to me.
I remember a joke about a scatter brained Indian brave proving he was a man...
...”after the bear did to me I didn’t have the strength to kill the beautiful squaw...”
So when we used the term “goat humpers” back during Desert Storm we didn’t exaggerate.
Could be the reason camels were referred to as ships of the desert.........
since most of them are full of Arab seamen.
(Works better said aloud rather than written out!)
I’d say that was a respectable pun.
There was a young person of Jaipur
Who fell madly in love with a viper;
..With screams of delight
..He’d retire every night
With the viper concealed in his diaper.
Dear Lonely Man: Such activity fulfills serves as a substitute for visiting Mecca while emptying your body of inappropriate lusts. The Prophet strongly encourages all such appropriately-focused endeavors. Hump on!
All things done in the name and spirit of allah are acceptable to it.
Has anyone asked the camel whether it wants to do this ?
I wonder what the clear cut instructions on pedophilia are for Muslims when their prophet had a nine year old wife? Seems pretty clear: Go for it, just pay the bride price.
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