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Suggested Christian Church "Gay" Wedding Ceremony…
ReckNecoBlogger Blog ^ | 6-29-2015 | RedNeckoBlogger

Posted on 06/29/2015 7:19:03 PM PDT by FiddlePig

Suggested Bible Based Christian Church Gay Wedding Ceremony… We gather today under threat of legal prosecution and persecution… to unite Adam and Steve legally in a union they call “marriage” but in fact is a mockery of God’s most sacred sacrament. God created marriage, man did not... for one man and woman only. So though required by law… this union cannot be blessed by God. As a counsel to the participants, I ask them to accept as Savior our Lord Jesus Christ… and seek His ways and repent of this abomination forced upon this church.

(vows now to be spoken by participants)…

Now I as servant of God, but also a law abiding citizen…I’m compelled and coerced to pronounce this union legal in the state, but in no way recognized by God. I under the laws of the state, but not of God… now pronounce you spouses… and let you determine which is husband and which is wife. I have now fulfilled all legal requirements to perform this ceremony.


TOPICS: Poetry; Religion; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: gaymarriage; homosexualagenda; libertarians; medicalmarijuana; obamanation; samesexmarriage
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To: FatherofFive
"The Hall will unfortunately have the heat/AC fail just before the ceremony"

Hall you say? What hall? All gay wedding ceremonies are to be held in a specially made double-wide porta-a-potty. .

21 posted on 06/29/2015 8:09:29 PM PDT by semaj (Audentes fortuna juvat: Fortune favors the bold. Be Bold FRiends.)
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To: BAW

Seriously folks, send this link to your pastors and priests.

http://www.alliancedefendingfreedom.org/content/campaign/2014/church/SOGI-Handbook.pdf


22 posted on 06/29/2015 8:43:16 PM PDT by keats5 (Not all of us are hypnotized.)
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To: FatherofFive
The Hall will unfortunately have the heat/AC fail just before the ceremony.

Hall?

All that's legally required for the solemnization of a wedding is an officiant, a couple of witnesses, and a few official words. That crowd will fit into an office.

23 posted on 06/29/2015 10:13:51 PM PDT by RansomOttawa (tm)
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To: RansomOttawa

They can start their own church if they want a church wedding, no Christians should participate


24 posted on 06/29/2015 10:17:33 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: keats5

Here is something very similar:

5 Simple Steps to Protect Your Church
https://www.libertyinstitute.org/church-audits


25 posted on 06/30/2015 8:27:21 AM PDT by Qiviut (Stand up for Jesus, ye soldiers of the cross; lift high his royal banner, it must not suffer loss)
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To: FiddlePig

Very good. Thanks.


26 posted on 06/30/2015 8:43:05 AM PDT by zot
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