Posted on 05/27/2015 6:12:55 PM PDT by Sean_Anthony
In Bernie's government, there will be a Federal Department of Coffee Size, next door to the Federal Department of Coffee Flavor. Meetings will be scheduled and bureaucrats will be hired whose sole purpose (besides viewing X-rated videos on their government workstations) will be to schedule endless meetings to fill out endless forms that detail which size, and which flavor, should be the de-facto standard. Severe penalties will be assessed for any enterprise that does not meet Federal standards.
Yah,Bernie...lots and lots of hungry folks voting Rat these days.
Ben & Jerry’s is my only acknowledged liberal guilty pleasure... so please don’t take away my Chunky Monkey or Cherry Garcia. Besides they are now owned by a huge Dutch conglomerate, Unilever.
Next step for her is a private class with a female competition pistol shooter who teaches locally. Her name escapes me right now but she’s ranked in the top ten nationally. As a bonus she’s a very easy on the eyes red head. LOL.
Shhh.. It’s a surprise.
The Mrs shoots quite well now but a one on one class will really boost her confidence level I think. I’ve already signed her up for the IL CCL classes. Now she just has to fit them into her crazy summer schedule.
There’s something about a woman with a 1911 in her hands that really gets my juices flowing.
All the best,
L
But Mrs. O can do with all the armpit deodorants and shaving products there are on the markets.
Cordially,
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