Posted on 05/19/2015 7:40:54 AM PDT by rickmichaels
More micro-aggression at work.
Well, if you fart in church, you’ll have to sit in your own pew.
SMH. We, as a society, have far too much free time if we are worried about who farts the loudest.
Tell you what, a girl can silently drop a bomb that can send folks running for the windows. This is an equal opportunity issue.
See, I would have thought that farting louder just took the awkward off. Now, burping louder... that’s a contest of physical prowess as any twelve-year-old boy will tell you.
By farting louder the man is using passive aggressive violence to position himself as dominant.
MACRO-MICROAGRESSION !!
no wait.... that would have to be Macro Micro-Passive-Aggression wouldnt it.
wake me when these people fade to black
Maybe, if you hold her head under the covers.
Ok then....following..should be interesting...
Should pay a frat to surround her after a burrito night.
I can’t believe that this particular subject is supposed to be a serious topic. Who the heck comes up with such subjects???
Geez, if we’re dealing with what comes out of that part of the body, what’s next? Will there be studies how females are discriminated against, given the fact that men and women urinate differently??? Geez, can’t believe someone seriously delves into such subjects...........
Is there really anything else to say?
Stereotype, but vaguely accurate. Guys’ farts often come from consuming a lot of air or bubbles. Girls avoid fart-making foods because of the greater stigma. But air farts only smell because they’re from a smelly place. Those silent farts are the product of breaking down sulfurous foods. And if you don’t let loose airy farts, the stink just builds up and up until... oh, lord. Plus guys tend to eat more meat (noisy farts), while girls eat more veggies per pound of body weight (SBDs).
My parents must be so proud I studied biology, eh? (I’m out of the field for more than 20 years, so I might be quite rusty.)
Indeed. We are, in a way, worshipping the golden calf. People who are worried about hunger, disease, invasion - don't worry about who farts louder. They worry about the basics - morality, faith, questions of truth. We are victims of our own success.
These women quite literally have their heads up where the sun don’t shine.
I always wondered what happens to girls with daddy issues that don’t become strippers.
Now I know.
That is one of the funniest commercials ever. Did you know that she is actually an American?
HELP! I've been micro-aggressed and can't get up!
Our govt must have paid for this study.
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