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NBC and ABC swap contracts of troubled anchors Brian Williams and George Stephanopoulos
one man's opinion...

Posted on 05/15/2015 8:41:38 AM PDT by ken5050

Given that sports metaphors are an everyday part of life, it's no surprise that NBC and ABC have taken a page from major leagues sports, and traded their two troubled and tainted stars, Brian Williams and George Stephanopoulos. Sources tell us that while the deal has been agreed to in principal, it hasn't been yet finalized. Williams' contract has several more years to run, so, in consideration for taking on the bigger financial commitment.....


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ABC is reportedly looking for a sweetener to close the deal.

We've heard that ABC wants NBC to agree to pay 80% of William's salary for the final two years of his contract. The new head of NBC News, Andy Lack, has countered with an offer to include Ed Schultz and Al Sharpton in the package, making it in effect a three-for-one trade.

ABC has reportedly rejected out-of hand that proposal...indeed, they're said to have laughed so hard at the idea that several of the ABC NEWS suits suffered slight injuries when they fell down laughing.

ABC has reportedly asked NBC to throw in Savannah Guthrie instead, but this won't fly with the NBC bosses.

Complicating the deal getting done are reports that Katie Couric has offered herself to both ABC and NBC as a possible co-anchor with either Williams or Stephanopoulos. Kouric, looking for a chance to get back into network news since she was let go by CBS, feels that while the trade is a good one in principle, as it gives both men a chance for a fresh start, "one or both will feel a little uncomfortable in the beginning, so having someone else anchoring with them would ease the transition."

Stay tuned, as we will update this as soon as more details become known.

1 posted on 05/15/2015 8:41:38 AM PDT by ken5050
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To: ken5050

Meanwhile, Fox’s Shep is saying “where’s the gayboys in this deal?”


2 posted on 05/15/2015 8:54:53 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: ken5050

Talk about “In your face” networking.


3 posted on 05/15/2015 8:56:54 AM PDT by Don Corleone ("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
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To: Don Corleone

Talk about rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.


4 posted on 05/15/2015 8:59:56 AM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: ken5050; All

Is this for real? I see no satire or sarcasm tags anywhere, but this is VERY hard to believe...even this idiots couldn’t be this idiotic...could they?


5 posted on 05/15/2015 9:07:24 AM PDT by notdownwidems (Washington DC has become the enemy of free people everywhere)
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To: ken5050

and a Geraldo Rivera to be named later...


6 posted on 05/15/2015 9:15:33 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: ken5050

The pretty boys will never have to worry about where their next meal will come from as long as they have those baby faces and can promote the party line.


7 posted on 05/15/2015 9:17:48 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country.)
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To: notdownwidems

Yes they could. Remember MSM executives have given us the View, BaaBaa Walters, Katie Couric and more.


8 posted on 05/15/2015 9:26:12 AM PDT by Maine Mariner
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To: Don Corleone

Both need to be picked up by MSNBC. Brian with a show call: “The world as I see it” and George with “The Clinton News”.


9 posted on 05/15/2015 9:58:48 AM PDT by Forward the Light Brigade (Into the Jaws of H*ll Onward! Ride to the sound of the guns!)
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To: ken5050

ABC is going to also have to cough up a Leftie who can work out of the bullpen.


10 posted on 05/15/2015 10:27:03 AM PDT by centurion316
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To: ken5050
ABC will be throwing in a 'Democrat Newsreader To Be Named Later' and also Chris Berman to the Cubs... 😃.
11 posted on 05/15/2015 12:59:45 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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