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Is The Avenger's THOR an Illegal Alien?
Lipman & Wolf Attorneys at Law ^ | April 20, 2015 | Jakob S. Lipman

Posted on 04/20/2015 12:23:13 PM PDT by Talkwire

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To: Boogieman

Exactly - that’s why I wrote what I did, i.e. he’s covered and should be offered a college scholarship, an EBT card, and, when separated from his hammer, Social Security disability, too.


21 posted on 04/20/2015 12:45:26 PM PDT by T-Bird45 (It feels like the seventies, and it shouldn't.)
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To: Hugin

Saw it in the theaters 3 times. The crowd went so berserk cheering at that scene that I never heard what Hulk said! Awesome scene!


22 posted on 04/20/2015 12:48:52 PM PDT by Personal Responsibility (Changing the name of a thing doesn't change the thing. A liberal by any other name...)
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To: jmacusa

If I recall Donald Blake, a crippled doctor and American citizen, was somehow transformed into Thor.

So, actually, Thor is a natural born citizen.


23 posted on 04/20/2015 12:52:43 PM PDT by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
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To: Snickering Hound

That scene was awesome.


24 posted on 04/20/2015 12:57:17 PM PDT by LS ('Castles made of sand, fall in the sea . . . eventually.' Hendrix)
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To: Talkwire

There oughtuh be law.

Hell yeah, he’s an illegal alien...


25 posted on 04/20/2015 12:57:38 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Erik Latranyi

Hand her to me.

I’m a U.S. Male....

Immuh let her hit me morning, noon and night...


26 posted on 04/20/2015 12:59:29 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: DaveyB

[ He doesn’t have a visa, passport or birth certificate (he could be the president). He only stayed for a short visit. He does not: collect government handouts, traffic in drugs, insist on voting, insist on speaking Asgardian, but acts more like an ambassador from a jurisdiction that the US has not yet established diplomatic relations. ]

BINGO!!!!


27 posted on 04/20/2015 12:59:34 PM PDT by GraceG (Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
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To: Jewbacca

In the comics, Thor indeed inhabits Dr Blake’s body. But in the Marvel Comic Universe, the recent movies, he is straight outta Asgard. The first movie mentions a Dr. Blake as a cover name for Thor when talking to authorities.

Also, in the recent Civil War books storyline, Tony Stark establishes diplomatic relations with Asgard.


28 posted on 04/20/2015 1:01:01 PM PDT by Talkwire
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To: Hugin

Thor also helped DEPORT Loki BACK to Asguard!

Thor was here as an Asguardian Immigration official...

Thor - Asguard ICE, to return the frost Giant Loki back from whence he came!

It would be like if a Mexican cop came here to deport a mexicanBACK to Mexico!

I sure wouldn’t stop him...


29 posted on 04/20/2015 1:01:31 PM PDT by GraceG (Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
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To: Jonty30

Actually, so is Superman.


30 posted on 04/20/2015 1:14:37 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: Personal Responsibility

“Puny god.”


31 posted on 04/20/2015 1:20:14 PM PDT by Ingtar (Capitulation is the enemy of Liberty, or so the recent past has shown.)
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To: Talkwire

I believe S.H.I.E.L.D. set him up with papers, possibly as a diplomat.


32 posted on 04/20/2015 1:22:21 PM PDT by Ingtar (Capitulation is the enemy of Liberty, or so the recent past has shown.)
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To: Talkwire

Wouldn’t his trip to New Mexico make him an illegal alien alien?


33 posted on 04/20/2015 1:32:07 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: Snickering Hound

That scene was so funny I had to repeatedly rewind and rewatch. My sides were hurting from laughing so hard.


34 posted on 04/20/2015 1:45:40 PM PDT by al_c (Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)
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To: Jewbacca

Well now I can rest easy. On a personal note I was always DC Comics fan. “Sgt. Rock’’ and “The Haunted Tank’’.


35 posted on 04/20/2015 2:03:08 PM PDT by jmacusa (Liberalism defined: When mom and dad go away for the weekend and the kids are in charge.)
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To: Talkwire

Since Thor was sent here to protect the Nine Realms, and Earth is a member of the Nine Realms, then he’s here under superior law enforcement jurisdiction. Like when the FBI operates within a State for the purposes of enforcing federal law.


36 posted on 04/20/2015 2:10:06 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: Mastador1

Clark Kent is not a illegal alien. A child under 5 years of age found alone in the United States is legally presumed to be a US citizen.


37 posted on 04/20/2015 2:14:37 PM PDT by GreenLanternCorps (Hi! I'm the Dread Pirate Roberts! (TM) Ask about franchise opportunities in your area.)
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To: Talkwire
You do realize that "The Big Bang Theory" could use that premise for at least one episode of arguing and bickering :)

Would be a good script suggestion.

38 posted on 04/20/2015 2:19:50 PM PDT by The Cajun (Ted Cruz, Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Mike Lee, Louie Gohmert....Nuff said.)
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To: Talkwire

How do we know Thor wasn’t a U.S. citizen in 1776?


39 posted on 04/20/2015 3:31:59 PM PDT by ConstantSkeptic (Be careful about preconceptions)
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To: Talkwire

LOL!


40 posted on 04/20/2015 3:33:02 PM PDT by <1/1,000,000th%
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