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Christian one-liners
April 18, 2015

Posted on 04/19/2015 7:08:09 AM PDT by NKP_Vet

Don't let your worries get the best of you; Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited Until you try to sit in their pews.

Many folks want to serve God, But only as advisers.

It is easier to preach ten sermons Than it is to live one.

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, But mosquitoes come close.

When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there.

People are funny; they want the front of the bus, Middle of the road, And back of the church.

Opportunity may knock once, But temptation bangs on the front door forever.

Quit griping about your church; If it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has.

We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or Judges.

God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?

Some minds are like concrete Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

I don't know why some people change churches; What difference does it make which one you stay home from?

Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em.

Stop, Drop, and Roll won't work in Hell.

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

God grades on the cross, not the curve.

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

He who angers you, controls you.

If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats.

Prayer: Don't give God instructions, just report for duty.

The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

We don't change the message, The message changes us.

You can tell how big a person is By what it takes to discourage him/her.

The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.


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"Nobody wants to play rhythm guitar behind Jesus, everybody wants to be the lead singer in the band" ~ Johnny Paycheck

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1 posted on 04/19/2015 7:08:09 AM PDT by NKP_Vet
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To preach more than half an hour, a man should be an angel himself or have angels for hearers.
-George Whitefield
2 posted on 04/19/2015 7:13:18 AM PDT by cripplecreek ("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
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3 posted on 04/19/2015 7:26:58 AM PDT by RobinOfKingston (Just what is the difference between a "centrist democrat" and a "moderate republican?")
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I am bound by the Scriptures I have quoted and my conscience is captive to the Word of God. -Martin Luther


4 posted on 04/19/2015 7:28:36 AM PDT by Gamecock (Why do bad things happen to good people? That only happened once, and He volunteered. R.C. Sproul)
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Mere heathen morality, and not Jesus Christ, is preached in most of our churches.
George Whitefield
5 posted on 04/19/2015 7:39:18 AM PDT by cripplecreek ("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
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During the recent events involving same sex "marriage" and the gay mafia nazi's,
I came up with this one:

Christians were a problem for the Romans too.

6 posted on 04/19/2015 8:16:11 AM PDT by red-dawg (NO Prisoners.)
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Genesis 1:1 In the beginning, God...

God didn’t begin in the beginning...God began the beginning.


7 posted on 04/19/2015 8:40:12 AM PDT by Let_It_Be_So (Once you see the Truth, you cannot "unsee" it, no matter how hard you may try.)
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501 c 3= no Jesus
No 501 c 3=Jesus
You cannot serve two masters as you will hate one and love they other.


8 posted on 04/19/2015 8:57:22 AM PDT by lostboy61 (Lock and Load and stand your ground!.)
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When Adam's eyes fell on Eve his first words where... 

Whoa!!!!! Man

 
 
 

9 posted on 04/19/2015 9:37:07 AM PDT by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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Well, bless your sweet lil’ heart!


10 posted on 04/19/2015 9:49:30 AM PDT by Delta 21 (Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
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So much sap and so little root.


11 posted on 04/19/2015 10:43:58 AM PDT by DaveyB (Live free or die!)
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Your talent can take you where your character can’t sustain you.

It’s not “Christian”, but it might open a few hearts as to why they crash and burn without Him.


12 posted on 04/19/2015 11:03:23 AM PDT by Lake Living
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God prefers Plymouth; he drove Adam and Eve from the Garden in a Fury.


13 posted on 04/19/2015 12:57:26 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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