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Administration Brushes Off Russian Hackers [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 11 April 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/13/2015 9:53:29 AM PDT by John Semmens

Evidence that Russian computer hackers penetrated security at the White House and State Department was brushed aside by National Security Council spokesman Mark Stroh.

“Since the Administration has no hostile designs on Russia we don’t consider their gaining access to confidential correspondence at the State Department or White House a threat to our security,” Stroh maintained. “In a way, this could be a good thing. They will see that we bear them no ill will. That could open up new avenues for better relations between our two countries.”

“It would be far more worrisome if our correspondence had been illicitly obtained by domestic right wing groups that have long harbored a racist resentment of the President and his transformative agenda,” Stroh contended. “These groups have been working assiduously to undermine the President from day-one. They even mounted an unsuccessful effort to oust him from office in 2012. The Russians haven’t done anything as menacing as that for the whole time he’s been in office.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2015/04/11/work-requirement-pares-maine-food-stamp-recipients/


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: hackers; rightwing; satire; security

1 posted on 04/13/2015 9:53:29 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

“We’re not smart enough to actually have plans. We’ve just been winging it.”


2 posted on 04/13/2015 10:16:22 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: John Semmens

Well, Bammy did say he was going to be more flexible. :)


3 posted on 04/13/2015 10:30:45 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Hey, hey, GayKKK. Who you gonna lynch today?)
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