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1 posted on 01/22/2015 7:15:38 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
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Robber: “I will successfully rob this Aldis, or may God strike me dead!”

God: “KTHXBAI LOL”


41 posted on 01/22/2015 9:03:08 PM PST by Lazamataz (With friends like Boehner, we don't need Democrats. -- Laz A. Mataz, 2015)
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He was rounding up some cash for open heart surgery. Another casualty of OCare.


42 posted on 01/22/2015 9:32:31 PM PST by usacon (United we stand divided we fall.)
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He was robbing the store so he would have money to see the doctor about his heart. If we only had single-payer....


45 posted on 01/22/2015 9:51:33 PM PST by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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Don’t bring a gun to an infarct.


47 posted on 01/22/2015 10:11:19 PM PST by Albion Wilde (It is better to offend a human being than to offend God.)
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Poetic Justice, writ large.
Maybe he’ll reincarnate as a naive, helpless sales clerk, have that same experience from the other side of the cash register.


48 posted on 01/22/2015 10:23:22 PM PST by lee martell
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I would have called 9-1-1 sooner, but the guy with the gun told me not to move...

IBTRS

bada boom bada bing


53 posted on 01/23/2015 2:49:59 AM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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Hahahahh.....instant karma!


54 posted on 01/23/2015 5:37:11 AM PST by high info voter (kwanzaa)
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