Posted on 01/20/2015 4:21:16 AM PST by HomerBohn
The latest project in Obama’s quest to destroy America is cutting methane. He is mandating a 25% cut in methane from cow farts. I want to see how they enforce that rule.
Barack Obama is declaring war on methane. It’s hard to tell how popular it will be. Most Americans worry more about the high BS levels emanating from the White House than they are flatulence from cows. The goal Obama is putting forth is cutting cow flatulence by the dairy industry by 25% by the year 2020. Just how they plan to cut it remains a mystery.
Perhaps they can shift some of the EPA workers who now pick the fly feces out of the pepper and reassign them, equipped with Bic lighters to provide an after burner effect. Or they could run hoses from the cow’s gluteus maximus into the ground. Sort of a methane capture technology. Of course we’d have to deal with PETA who would claim that the worms would suffer from second hand hay.
Okay, ya got me there. :-)
The “constitutional option” AKA: a GOP motion to suspend debate and vote?
Cap all those volcanoes in the oceans...and you might make headway. Of course there’s a reason that these things release...it’s called “pressure”. Mother nature knows all the ins and outs of these earthly farts.
Maybe odumbo and moooooooooochelle could stick their heads up the cows rear end. Idiots!!!!!
-PJ
Perhaps if odumbo quits talking there could be a lot less “methane”.
The other day, it was all about poop. Except the dummies don’t realize all those organic foods the government (Michelle) pushes (at 4 times the cost) are fertilized with nice fresh poop.
That was the conclusion I came to - since diet modifications won’t do much, it becomes a stealth way to cull the dairy and meat herds.
I’d like to see “progressive” liberal politicians and their environmentalist con men pals do a lot less farting.
Getting Bovines to fart less is probably a biological impossibility. They have four stomachs, one of which is basically a giant fermentation vat. I think it’s becomming obvious to more and more people that the Gov’ment and the EPA are willfully ignorant of basic science and are purposefully interfering.
Part of the goal is also to drive up the cost of beef, so more people will become vegetarian
FOOLS! This is the Socialist State of Obamastan, the solution is easy. Abolish cows.
Actually, no, he doesn’t “want cows to fart less”.
He wants the peasants to be unable to afford meat.
Like banning food lines in Venezuela?
Xactly!
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