Posted on 01/20/2015 4:21:16 AM PST by HomerBohn
The latest project in Obama’s quest to destroy America is cutting methane. He is mandating a 25% cut in methane from cow farts. I want to see how they enforce that rule.
Barack Obama is declaring war on methane. It’s hard to tell how popular it will be. Most Americans worry more about the high BS levels emanating from the White House than they are flatulence from cows. The goal Obama is putting forth is cutting cow flatulence by the dairy industry by 25% by the year 2020. Just how they plan to cut it remains a mystery.
Perhaps they can shift some of the EPA workers who now pick the fly feces out of the pepper and reassign them, equipped with Bic lighters to provide an after burner effect. Or they could run hoses from the cow’s gluteus maximus into the ground. Sort of a methane capture technology. Of course we’d have to deal with PETA who would claim that the worms would suffer from second hand hay.
Cut off all of Barry's expense allowance and pass a bill to eliminate pensions and other perks for presidents.
it is EPA easy, get rid of the cows.
Next question?
He shouldn’t talk about Mooch like that.
When the sentence starts, “Obama wants...”, you know we’re in for it again.
Is that a EPA or PITA mission? Or Both?
I spelled it PITA rather than PETA as it stands for Pain In The Arse!
Read that as he wants people to be the grassing animals. Raising cattle being counter the Marxist Gorbal Warming state religion. He doesn’t want cows to fart less....he wants 25% less cows...period!
Pffft...their “solution” is easy....put 25% of dairy and cattle farms out of business.....
Instant 25% reduction in methane.
See?...Liberalism is easy once you get the hang of it.
Reducing cow flatulence is not the goal.
Employing, equipping, and financing another army of busybody bureacrats is the true end.
This is how you do it. Legally too, I might add. Especially in our court system that has a marked loss of “ Common Sense”.
http://news.yahoo.com/farms-held-liable-pollution-manure-u-court-001129157—sector.html
Of course I do wonder what Obama and the others will think when Milk and Beef are too expensive for the tax-payers to afford. Mind you, the EBT’ers won’t have many difficulties getting their Milk and Beef.
Perhaps he should wander the country in search of flatulent cows, shoving large rubber stoppers up their butts as he finds them ...
Watch out...it’ll be another case of him seeking to bankrupt the dairy industry via horrendous and onerous regulation. Quadruple the cost of dairying and the amount of milk produced goes down proportionately. Forget the fact that gov cut off a source of nutrition for the people— there’s a planet to save.
He'd enjoy that.
If we just stop and think about this we’d see the utter incongruity of such actions. It’s as though this central socialist government with a Bozo at it’s diseased head knows that any idiotic idea to enlarge itself will be accepted by most of the American people.
Have we, at long last, found a job for which he is competent?
GSA invoice, Item #83. Mallet, wooden, three (3) lb. One (1):
for secure insertion—rubber stoppers/corks in bovine rectums
Is there an NSN for “Stopper, rubber, bovine rectum: for prevention of flatulence emmission”?
As Macbeth put it, I never met a thane I didn’t like
Now, you know good and well that the government contracts that sort of work out, and the contractors sub the work out to illegal immigrants for pennies on the (taxpayer) dollar.
Hah! Then it's perfect for 0bama!
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