Posted on 11/26/2014 7:16:06 AM PST by John Semmens
Parents of students attending Chicago’s Andrew Jackson Language Academy were shocked to discover that 5th graders are slated to study “the pleasures of anal sex.”
Chicago Public Schools spokesman Bill McCaffrey characterized the parents’ reactions as “excessively dramatic” and “not well thought out. It’s our job to help prepare our students for life in the real world. Teaching them the skills needed for safe sex is at least as critical a part of our job as teaching them how to read.”
“Sex is a topic of universal interest to students,” McCaffrey asserted. “What we teach them about this topic will likely have more impact than what we teach them about history or science. So, I won’t be apologetic about our efforts along these lines.”
“The inclusion of anal sex in the curriculum is a simple acknowledgment that traditional heterosexual encounters are not the only type people engage in,” McCaffrey added. “To not include this possibility would be discriminatory and would convey an impression that non-traditional interactions are less acceptable.”
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You write what is privately spoken by liberal educators among themselves.
Ah...the preferred area where Emanuel, likes to get Rahmed.
What ever happened to building a diorama of one of the California missions?
How about comparing it to Russian Roulette, only now, it’s rear end roulette. Gives you a disease that either kills you over years, or makes you a permanent carrier of the virus to others.
Because its important to understand how our government works.
Look at the larger picture. We have judges now saying that traditional incest laws (in the US & Germany) are discriminatory in preventing marriages of consenting adults.
We have medical professionals saying that pedophiles are born that way and should not be criminalized.
We have many saying the Sharia law with the stoning of women and honor killing is something we should not object to.
This is culture war and actively destroying civilization.
Hey John, this is not satire.
“TRUE: Parents at Andrew Jackson Language Academy reviewed curriculum binders broaching topics such as anal sex, emergency contraception, and the female condom.”
Read more at http://www.snopes.com/politics/education/cpssexed.asp#KD03uv7QX1DCbrww.99
Who’s the, ummm, butt of this joke?
Satire? I don’t think so. The anus is now being regarded as a legitimate sex organ among medical establishments, including education.
No doubt with a comprehensive review of diseases and STDs associated with the practice, and a review of the best adult diapers for young people in their late 20’s.
I do not care how it is explained away or gussied up, anal sex is NOT safe sex.
Never was, is not today, and never shall be. The pleasures are mixed at best, and at worst, the potentials for disease, injury and emotional strife are endless. There is no redeeming social benefit to be derived from this act, ever.
Perhaps President Buttboy Obama could drop by, when in town, to relate some of his personal experiences to the youngsters.
As future taxpayers, they need to know this.
I do not understand this trend. Why on earth would women agree to be treated like a sodomite? How incredibly demeaning and vile.
To prepare them for prison life?
Because they need to be prepared for when they are going to get screwed by both the job market and by the government.
The Teachings of Ben Dover gets them ready to work for Democrats
Look up condyloma acuminata.
The city is going to do it to them when they grow up. They may as well get used to it now.
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