Don't like long beards, huh?
Posted on 11/17/2014 4:43:47 AM PST by LeoMcNeil
Writing about it doesn’t either...
I've been doing this for years. Be danged if some metrosexual complaints are going to stop it.
/johnny
So...metrosexuals don’t think for themselves. And lumbersexuals don’t think for themselves.
Let me guess...only Leo McNeil thinks for himself. Am I right?
I’ve got a beard & had it likely before article writer was born. My dad taught me how to be a man and act like one in all aspects of my life. My beard has nothing to do with it even though we both had one when I came off my first MED Sea deployment in 1978 as a for fun contest between us. My beard is about like Gabby the prospector in Blazing Saddles not ZZ Top LOL.
The last year he has grown his beard longer. People were photo shopping his face in the place of “the most interesting man”, Jonathan Goldsmith. He now looks like uncle Phil on DD. I like Phil, but I miss the Dos Equis man.
I’ll tell you this, I am wildly attracted to facial hair, but ONLY short beards, really short.
I detest dirty, nasty looking long beards. wwwwww
Don't like long beards, huh?
“Lumbersexual” doesn’t flow off the tongue like metrosexual. And it’s a convoluted connection. We’re supposed to think of ‘lumberjacks’?? Lumberjacks are supposed to have full beards?
They need a better word to describe guys with beards....Amish? Marxists? Mountain Men?
I noticed you did not bother to address the people who have had beards for years, or even decades, and who have had them when they were unpopular, had them when they were popular, and REALLY don’t care what a bunch of city-folk do; or, more importantly, what they think.
Perhaps you should expand you “research” (assuming you have done any in the first place) to areas more rural than whatever city you live in. Maybe you should tell some bikers/machinists/auto mechanics/farmers/truck drivers/etc from western Virginia or Kentucky that their beards “cheapen” their masculinity, and then you can explain how the only reason they wear beards is to lamely and blindly go along with the latest urban fashion trend.
Do me a favor, though, take along someone to videotape the encounter and post the results here.
I’ve been on a no shave program from around Labor Day until May for 25 years. Don’t care what anyone thinks about it.
I have noticed those who complain about beards usually are too scraggly faced to grow a decent one...
That's funny. Thanks for the laugh.
Ever since the clean shaven look became popular in the early 20th century there has always been a subset of men who kept a beard. Most of them kept beards for practical reasons, especially those up north who worked outdoors. Those people aren’t the issue at all, nor are those 50 and above who have worn beards their whole lives.
The issue here is relatively young men, 35 and under generally, who all of a sudden in the last 2-3 years have decided obnoxiously long civil war beards are THE thing. These guys are just following the crowd, following the trends. In doing so, they’re part of an extreme overreaction to the metrosexuals. They’ve centered their masculinity around their beard, some of them will even tell you real men grow beards. If you click on the link to my blog, one commenter called me a “fag” who couldn’t grow a beard. It is utterly absurd that these people are reducing masculinity down to a beard, as though a beard is what makes a man. That’s who these “lumbersexuals” are, not 55 year old men who have had a beard for 30 years and who haven’t cared what other people think of their appearance since they got married.
The only downside to a beard I see is that they are uncomfortable
If you like a beard, have one.
If you don’t like a beard, don’t have one.
There you go.
No he just has one thought. But he can write several paragraphs saying that same thought over and over in a different way.
My father in law wore a grizzly killer beard for years. When he got out of the Air Force he gave up the razor. I wish he could read this. He’d cuss, and laugh.
probably where he keeps his bait
Lol, the author is over thinking this. Beards are easy, and Duck Dynasty made the acceptable again.
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