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A Happy Halloween Stroll Down FLOTUS Costume Memory Lane: Boo Hiss
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-31-2014 | MOTUS

Posted on 10/31/2014 6:13:07 AM PDT by NOBO2012

halloween ghost potatoes

I’m leaving you to your own devices today as I’m going to be very busy. In addition to preparations for the annual Big White Halloween “Trick or Treat” fest, I’m hosting an after-party for my friends. I’ll be making my famous Choucroute Garni – a wonderful Octoberfest meal packed with sauerkraut and all things pork.

choucroute_alsacienne

It sounds German butt is actually a French wine harvest dish from Alsace-Lorraine – home, as you may recall, of several of my mirror ancestors: Laurent Cassegrain and Henri Chrétien:

I am a fraternal twin (female). My brother (Hub) is the mirror in the Hubble telescope.

We are Cassegrain reflectors of Ritchey-Chretien design, and were conceived in 1979 at the Corning New York factory when 2 conjoined blanks of ultra-low expansion glass were sandwiched around a honeycomb lattice. – from MOTUS: The Bio

As of this morning Lady M was still undecided on her costume for this year’s event. I suspect it will come down to how well the costumes she ordered fit. The leading contenders so far:

mo elvira WM copyLady Elvira

mo snooki WM copyLady Snookie

Although to be honest, we’re having some trouble with a few of the costumes’ – uh - “special effects” that are required to make them “pop,” if you know what I mean.

Alternate costumes that have been nixed, for obvious reasons, include this adorable West African Fruit Bat with Teddy Bear:

a bat with his teddy bearHanging upside down for 21 days just won’t work

And this: I’m not sure what it’s supposed to be butt I’m pretty sure it’s racist:

pretty sure this is racist

Big Guy will be going as himself again this year, as he always has in the past. For some reason though, it has been eliciting a different response from the kids this year:

halloween costume to avoid if you don't want to scare the kids

Anyway, like I said you’re on your own: I’ve got sauerkraut and pork parts that need tending.  Please don’t do anything too scary, hand out any delicious calorie-dense candy or behave in any otherwise politically incorrect fashion.

black hat societyFYI: “Black Hat Society” – definitely racist

If you want to stroll down memory land, here’s the complete list of Halloweens Past from my vault:

Lady M’s Purrrrr-fect Halloween Party (2009)

Halloween Party at the White House: (2010)

Book ‘Em Mondo! (2011)

Honey, we don’t just think you’re stupid. We’re counting on it. (2012)

Halloween 2013: The Occupation Continues – Terror Ensues (2013)

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror 


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: flotus; halloween; michelle; obama

1 posted on 10/31/2014 6:13:07 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

Boob belt for POTUS, it has seen the impossible and done the impossible: hold up the nonexistent boobs of a tranny.


2 posted on 10/31/2014 6:17:25 AM PDT by Darksheare (People who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: NOBO2012
Leading from behind:


3 posted on 10/31/2014 6:22:23 AM PDT by spokeshave (He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people,)
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To: spokeshave

It’s a broom!


4 posted on 10/31/2014 6:32:16 AM PDT by To Hell With Poverty (Ephesians 6:12 becomes more real to me with each news cycle.)
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To: NOBO2012

5 posted on 10/31/2014 6:34:32 AM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: NOBO2012

Choucroute Garni -
It WAS french.
/germanhumor


6 posted on 10/31/2014 7:05:11 AM PDT by clbiel (Islamophobia: The irrational fear of being decapitated)
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To: NOBO2012
Remember when Obama went as himself?

And scared a little kid?

And robbed a convenience store?


7 posted on 10/31/2014 7:08:34 AM PDT by Slyfox (To put on the mind of George Washington read ALL of Deuteronomy 28, then read his Farewell Address)
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8 posted on 10/31/2014 7:15:31 AM PDT by red-dawg (<<< click for info on my book.)
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To: spokeshave

No sense of style or taste whatsoever.

I wonder who her manservant is?


9 posted on 10/31/2014 1:13:00 PM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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