I posted this a week or so ago....
Putin Vs Palin Vs Obama....
Pution: "I just put 10,000 patriots onto the Aleutian Islands to protect the Russian speaking Eskimos."
Palin: "Arms, ammunition and MRE's issued to all citizens. Alaskan National Guard activated, all airports, bridges, tunnels and port facilities mined, RESIST IN PLACE."
Obama: "I already gave you seven Arctic islands, how many more do you want." ...?
Putin: "Alaska"
Palin" "Nuts"
Obama" "ok"
“President Palin”. Has a nice ring to it.